#roselux

I’ve been writing since I’ve been gone, but a lot of it has happened on Twitter. I thought I’d share some of what I’ve been up to over there with y’all.

First, here is the main tweet from which all my twitfics branch off. (I think I got ’em all, anyway.)

And now, a few selections. Works in progress:

Trash Thread (working title lol) - This is utter garbage, by which I mean the content, not the writing. It’s a modern AU kylux in which Ben is married to Poe. He sleeps with Hux in order to get a job. Things escalate pretty quickly from there. There is so much smut. Please note that I’ve been copying this thread into a document for later posting to AO3, and it is up to 76,912 words. It is the longest thing I have written to date, and it’s still a WIP. I have no idea when I’ll finish, get it edited, and post it to AO3, but it will happen. Someday.

Post-TROS Kylux (I’ll name these things eventually I promise) - This is canonverse in which Kylo survives Exegol and Armitage survives being shot and they find each other later. They were never romantic, and things are tense. But as you can imagine, everything’s different now. There hasn’t been any smut yet but you never know.

Canonverse Snoke/Palpatine - This takes place during TLJ and explores the relationship between Snoke and Palpatine. There is smut. It all started with the idea “what if all the times Snoke was cruel to Kylo, it was actually Palpatine?” This of course does not make Snoke’s relationship with Kylo less creepy, so be careful. (This story features a unique headcanon about Snoke’s genitalia, which you can find illustrated here. Please don’t click in public.)

Modern Roselux - Rose begins her career as an adult film star at a production house owned by Hux. Kylo is her costar. Again, smut. That’s basically all this is. Look, Rose is beautiful, and she deserves to be worshiped by at least two people.

Canonverse Benarmie: Part 1 (complete) and Part 2 (WIP) - Ben and Armie meet twice in their youth. The first time, it’s sweet and innocent and fleeting. The second time, a lot has happened to both of them. Ben has met the Knights of Ren, and Armie has begun his climb to the top of the First Order. They’re different people now, and yet they still feel a strong connection to each other. (Guess what? There’s smut in Part 2. I know, you’re shocked)

Completed works:

Palpoke Modern AU - This is very short but I like it a lot. Jim Snoke and Steve Palpatine have a unique business relationship.

“Oh. Those are rocks” - Reyrose modern AU with lots of awkwardness and a suggestive joke. I was going for humorous and sweet :D

Assassinating Clyde Logan - This is a humorous clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland, a kylux adjacent, which you all know, but just in case) in which Stensland has been paid a fee to kill Clyde, but that’s not how things go at all. I actually ought to put this on AO3. It’s short but it makes me laugh. I’m linking to the end of the thread because it got broken up, so just scroll quickly to the top to read it (and don’t click the top tweet or it’ll break again).

Rope - Modern rich kids AU reysma, in which Phasma and Rey play a dangerous game. This one is kind of a thriller, kind of disturbing. And...there’s smut. Again linking to the last tweet due to the thread breaking. Just scroll up and try not to read backwards XD

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post 
 Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. If you had to have a one way ticket to anywhere in the world, where would that be to?

New York

2. Least favourite colour?

Beige.

3. Favourite song at the moment (try to pick only one)?

Uuuh, ummm, at the moment I'm loving Summer Wine by Lana Del Rey and her boyfriend

4. What 5 things would you take to a deserted island?

Water, food, A walkie talkie, blankets and a good book :)

5. Why did you join tumblr?

My sister had one and I thought it looked pretty cool

6.  Favourite item of clothing?

My wonderful top

7. Pick a random book, go to the last page and what is the last line?

Matter of fact, I think this is the youngest us ever felt.  Amen.  - From the Color Purple by Alice Walker

8. Ever broken a bone, if so what is the story behind it?

No, but I may have smashed the cartilage in my ear, because when i was around 8, I poked my head out the door of our car as my grandma was sliding the door shut, and it slammed my ear.  Luckily it was only my ear which got caught and not my whole head!

9. You can only eat 3 foods for the rest of you life, what would they be?

Rasberries, bread and yoghurt

10. Meaning behind your URL?

It means pertaining to life, or essential 

11. Funniest movie?

21 Jump Street

My questions

What is your favorite book other than Perks or a john green book?

If your life was a movie, what movie would you want it to be?

If your life was being made into a film, who would you want to play you?

Do you give your friends cards on their birthday?

What are you looking forward to?

What are you dreading?

What is one thing you want to do in your life?

What is the weather like where you are, and what time is it?

Have you had a good day? Why/why not?

Who is your celebrity crush?

Do you have a crush in real life?  If so, describe him/her

raygunrenegade replied to your post: haha u gotta go to school today u gotta lern stuff...

draw me roselux u bullie

every day with this