“I’ve seen the stars be born and I will watch as they die out. I’ve fallen off of cliffs and watched my bones knit back together. I can’t die, but sometimes I wish I could.”

Your gym teacher has been possessed by a demon. Surprisingly, the demon is nicer than your actual gym teacher. The only problems you have to deal with now are them accidentally setting the gym on fire or trying to drag the occasional annoying kid down to hell.

Person A gets asked out by Person B, except Person A doesn’t realise they are getting asked out because they have Bluetooth earbuds in, which Person B can’t see. Person A accidentally accepts because they were sing along to their favourite song and is now unwittingly dating Person B.

Person A: That’s not to what I meant!

“I have a flute and it goes doot” “look, you are my friend and I love you, but what the flying fuck are you doing?”

You generally avoid looking at yourself in the mirror. Because of this, you don’t know what you look like too well. Sometimes you see yourself in the mirror, and each time it looks very different. One time you look in the mirror and say, “who are you” to your reflection. To your surprise, it responds.

Person A seems to have their life together. That is, until they show up at the doorstep of Person B. Turns out, all Person A does is eat cereal and watch Power Rangers.

At the bottom of the ocean, there is a 17 headed serpent. They are older than all of civilisation combined. In ours, they are our gods.