#romolo

21 APRILE 753 a.C. - ROMAE DIES NATALIS

In questo giorno meraviglioso nacque Roma.

In principio una Città piena di timore.

I nemici la circondavano in ogni dove.

NULLA assicurava la sua sopravvivenza. Da questa Città, generazione dopo generazione, nacque una Civiltà che oggi vive attraverso noi.

Una tomba modesta di un Africano, ucciso nel 238 d. C., dice di più sul successo di Roma che un lungo discorso.

it was very similar to a (human au) fanfiction with lots of clichés

uhhh I guess I was Roman? and Logan and Patton had been in a relationship for a while, and they lived together, perhaps they were married? not sure 

btw Roman was like way younger than the other two (like maybe he was 20-ish and the others 30-ish, something like that) (that detail gets important later so hang on!)

at some point, Roman (aka me) moved in with them, and Logan and Patton slept in a double bed at night, and eventually, Roman started to also sleep in that double bed 

here’s the thing though: while sleeping beside his two housemates, Roman realized that he had a crush on them! (oh no!) and he was like “no no this is never going to work out they are too old for me and they have each other and they probably see me as a son anyway”

cue lots of pining and angst

Questa non la dovevate fare però, che tristezza..

Fat baby Bartners