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We had Derek Polk coming in not-so-hot when he tried to put the moves on Natalie. But I guess I can’t say jack, because all in all it ended up working. Score one for Derek-landia. 

That’s hookup ( one ), by the way. We’re counting.

As per, Sonny showed up high as a kite and quite the chatterbox. He and Eleanor talked up a storm, though I stand by my belief that she secretly wants to bone. More on that story as it develops. 

Also Sonny fucked a bottle. Hookup ( two ). Onward and upward!

Ash proved he was the sweetest of sweets via a tickle fight with Dylan. She, by the way, wins the award for least problematic fave of the night. 

Did they hookup though? God knows. But they were seen leaving together, and since we make a lot of presumptions here at RomanticsGossipInc., we’ll say yes. Hookup ( three ).

Someone start playing some Careless Whisper, because Keaton and Natalie were making some babies last N-IG-HT! Of the pancake variety, that is. Take to twitter to see the full love story. 

According to our trusty source Devon, even Patty was getting it on tonight. Will we count that as hookup four though? Hell no. Patty creeps me the fuck out, and I’m staying out of her business.

Speaking of “the fuck outs”, James is gonna flip the fuck out when she finds out what Cassidy and Max were up to last night. The golden trio were seen with one less member, and gearing up to bang inside the motel that night. Or maybe they were just doing pilates. Either way, sweaty and flushed seems to be the end result. Hookup ( four ).

Ezra and Juda seemed to really be hitting it off. So much so, Ezra decided to show a little SKIN. All I can say is yum, and I might’ve missed the following ten minutes of the party due to extensive research on the subject.

Hey Devon, you might want to step aside, a new fortune teller’s in town! I happened to successfully predict a Wyatt fuck-up tonight! In a rage, he pounded on Max last night and choose to leave in a bloodied fit right after. But from where I was sitting, it looked provoked. Wonder what went on there.

Fight, fight, fight!

Our darling Devon chose to flee the scene not five minutes after, proving she’s the best at making decisions. 

But what’s that?! Keaton and Eleanor to the rescue! The duo went after Max and Wyatt respectively to do some damage control, and hopefully fix some friendships. Did they succeed? More on the story at ten!

The night wrapped up on a much nicer note, at least. The very adorable pool race between Juda and Ezra proved that Juda still has what it takes to beat the other out for all things first place. Consequently, dinner and fine wine were on Ezra that night, but I doubt he minded.