#rombirthday

“Oh hey, Caeli, hello! Happy birthday! You were still born today even if you aren’t very alive anymore so here you go have an object.”

“Bottle o’ Inebration and Perforation” A 6 oz bottle of basic whiskey that refills every dawn. The bottle can be smashed and used as an impromptu weapon for 1d4 piercing damage. Every dawn, if you have the largest piece of the bottle in your possession, the bottle will renew itself and once again be full of whiskey.

“Hey there, Mareona! I heard from a moderately sized birdy that it’s your birthday today. Just two more to the big 300, ey? I hope this gift serves you well and helps you find, or re-find, something amazing.”

“Ring of Homing” An unimpressive old nail curled in a circle to create a makeshift ring. You may designate an object or being as your “home” and the ring will grow warmer and warmer the closer you are to that object or being. To designate something as “home” you must touch them and recite: “This be sanctuary” and the ring will burn once in acknowledgement. The binding cannot be undone so be sure that whatever, or whomever, you designate as “home” truly is. This ring does not grow frigid with great distances, only warm with proximity.

“I’ll be honest, this one took a bit of thought. What do you get a woman who has it all? All in this case being a whole suitcase full of emotional and mental baggage, with some added violent tendencies for flavor. My first thought was therapy, but we don’t sell that here. So, I went with my second thought. A knife. Enjoy!”

The note included reads: 

“The Iron flower

This small, simple red hair comb is unassuming at first glance, and decorated with tiny delicate flowers around the edge. It’s perfect for stowing away in a small purse or bag, or to be worn as a hair ornament. As an action, the wearer of this comb can turn it into an iron dagger. The dagger’s hilt is the same red color as the comb, with the same flowers carved along it.”

“Listen, I could make excuses, I could tell you we were still getting the shop ready while your birthdays came and went like so many beautiful butterflies fluttering on the wind. I could tell you that, like my favorite pair of socks, you all got misplaced. But what you really want is gifts, and I’m here to provide. So let’s start.”

For Gil: @champion-fighter

“The Wand of Cleaning and Soiling” 

This wand is made of thick, sturdy wood and spiraled like a spring near the tip. It holds a small amount of magic gleaned from the prestidigitation cantrip and has unlimited charges per day. At will, simply point at one square foot of any surface and you may choose to either clean or soil that surface. It’s just that easy! Perfect for the busy house-spouse or mischievous trickster!

For Mazek: @xiketic

“The Movable Rod” 

You’ve heard of the Immovable Rod, but now get ready for it’s less famous predecessor, the Movable Rod. This one foot long piece of cylindrical metal has a button on one end that, when pressed, will fix the rod in whatever space you set it until the button is pressed a second time. However, unlike the Immovable Rod, this rod twirls in place as if being spun by a talented baton twirler as soon as the button is pressed. It can not be moved or stopped from twirling with anything less than a DC 30 Strength check.

For Vukasin: @vukasin-torashtai​ 

“The Ring of Small Shocks” 

A simple silver band, this ring appears mundane and unassuming at first. However, when placed upon your finger it hums with an electric magic. Three times per day while wearing this ring, you can shake another being’s hand and choose to send a small shock through the ring. This causes exactly 1d1 lightning damage to the target.

“Okiedoke, have fun and happy belated sorta birthdays everyone!”