“Listen, I could make excuses, I could tell you we were still getting the shop ready while your birthdays came and went like so many beautiful butterflies fluttering on the wind. I could tell you that, like my favorite pair of socks, you all got misplaced. But what you really want is gifts, and I’m here to provide. So let’s start.”

For Gil: @champion-fighter

“The Wand of Cleaning and Soiling” 

This wand is made of thick, sturdy wood and spiraled like a spring near the tip. It holds a small amount of magic gleaned from the prestidigitation cantrip and has unlimited charges per day. At will, simply point at one square foot of any surface and you may choose to either clean or soil that surface. It’s just that easy! Perfect for the busy house-spouse or mischievous trickster!

For Mazek: @xiketic

“The Movable Rod” 

You’ve heard of the Immovable Rod, but now get ready for it’s less famous predecessor, the Movable Rod. This one foot long piece of cylindrical metal has a button on one end that, when pressed, will fix the rod in whatever space you set it until the button is pressed a second time. However, unlike the Immovable Rod, this rod twirls in place as if being spun by a talented baton twirler as soon as the button is pressed. It can not be moved or stopped from twirling with anything less than a DC 30 Strength check.

For Vukasin: @vukasin-torashtai​ 

“The Ring of Small Shocks” 

A simple silver band, this ring appears mundane and unassuming at first. However, when placed upon your finger it hums with an electric magic. Three times per day while wearing this ring, you can shake another being’s hand and choose to send a small shock through the ring. This causes exactly 1d1 lightning damage to the target.

“Okiedoke, have fun and happy belated sorta birthdays everyone!”