My Justice League headcanon is that they are just a giant polycule. Some relationships are romantic, some are platonic, and some are a little in-between. But no matter what, theyāre all interconnected in this beautiful, chaotic, and supportive way. Here's how I see it breaking down:
Superman x Batman (Husbands):
The power couple of the group: grumpy x sunshine vibes all the way.
They were friends for years before they finally got together. It took forever, but now they have this big, integrated family with all their kids.
Superman x Wonder Woman (Besties Who Sometimes Kiss) :
Honestly, this dynamic was actually Bruceās suggestion that they explore semi regularly
Superman x The Flash (Wholesome Nerd Besties) :
These two bond over being massive nerds. They hit up conventions and Comic-Cons together every years.
They also hype each otherās hyperfixationsāBarry always has Clark smiling, and Clark is Barryās biggest cheerleader.
Superman & Green Lantern (Halās āIf I Had to Pick a Guyā Bestie)
Hal would deny it, but if he had to pick a guy besides his actual husband? Itās Clark.
Superman & Aquaman (Love My Partnerās Partner Vibes)
Besties who bond over their respective worlds and their shared love for their husband and wife.
Superman & Martian Manhunter (Aliens Living on Earth Support Group)
Jāonn and Clark just get each other. They understand the complexities of balancing alien with human life.
Batman x Wonder Woman (Besties Who Also Kiss)
Diana and Bruce have undeniable chemistry. Sometimes itās platonic. Sometimes itās not.
Batman x The Flash (Barryās āIf I Had to Pick a Guyā Bestie)
Barry doesnāt get why heās drawn to Bruceās broody energy, but he is.
Batman x Green Lantern (Frenemies)
These two cannot stand each otherā¦ but they canāt go more than two weeks without bickering or checking in.
Batman x Aquaman (Neutral Respect Besties)
They keep things civil, but the mutual respect is palpable.
Batman x Martian Manhunter (Frenemies with a Side of Jealousy)
Bruce respects Jāonn, but part of him is a little salty that Jāonn knows some parts of Clark better than he does.
Wonder Woman x The Flash (Cutie Pie Friends)
Diana thinks Barry is adorable, and Barry is just in awe of her.
Wonder Woman x Green Lantern (Halās āIf I Had to Pick a Girlā)
Hal canāt help but crush on Diana, even if he knows itās never gonna happen.
Wonder Woman x Aquaman (Ancient Poetry Besties)
They vibe over mythology, history, and the weight of being leaders in their people.
Wonder Woman x Martian Manhunter (Out of Place Support Group)
They bond over feeling out of place in the modern world.
The Flash x Green Lantern (Husbands Part.2)
The OG Justice League couple actually.
They got together just three weeks after the first meeting, and their relationship set the tone for the rest of the polycule.
The Flash x Aquaman (Secret Mermaid Kink?)
Barry is both intimidated andā¦ oddly intrigued by Arthur. Heās 90% sure he has a mermaid kink.
The Flash x Martian Manhunter (Secret Alien Kink?)
Barry is also intimidated by Jāonn, but letās not lie to ourselves itās giving alien kink energy.
Green Lantern x Aquaman (Chauffeur Besties)
If Arthur needs to be flown anywhere, Hal is his guy.
Green Lantern x Martian Manhunter (Space Monitoring Buddies)
They team up to monitor space and share an easy camaraderie while doing it. Hal talks Jāonn listens.
Aquaman x Martian Manhunter (We Both Like Green)
Bonding over aesthetics and a shared affinity for the color green.
So yeah, the Justice League isnāt just a team ā theyāre a big, loving, occasionally chaotic polycule. Fight me on it.
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