#romanroy

this ones for all my babygirls. i see your comments ladies, and they make me smile.

~Hey, hey, motherfuckers!

~Well… you did make her husband’s brain explode.

~He’s probably in there eating a fucking chicken bucket and yelling at someone.

~Are you calling me a dipshit?

~Control the narrative… you probably yell that when you cum.

~ What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful.

~ I just want something that smells like him.