*watching a weight loss commercial* *slurps loudly on a large chocolate shake to drown out the sounds of my shame*

"i wonder how fast the river is going." *spits and counts seconds until spit reaches me* "the river is seven seconds fast"

today in physical science we were learning about covalent bonds which is nonmetal and nonmetal so one of the kids yelled out "so its like a gay relationship!" later on in the class two boys were wrestling and one of the boys had the other one pinned in a rather sexual seeming position and our teacher yelled out "COVALENT BONDS"

I put pizza in the oven while my friend was in the kitchen with me and like fifteen minutes later she says something smells really good and I say does it smell like pizza and the realization on her face was just like OH MY GOD IT MIGHT BE WHO COULDHAVE EVR THOUGHT PIZZA WOULD SMELL LIKE PIZZA

I am a huge nerd !!