#rolling table

Goblins, the goblins of...uhh...not sure where I was going with this.

Anyway, here is a rolling table for loot you might find at a goblin camp!

And here’s my Soriel Baby Randomizer for y’all. I’ll probably make the Papyton one next. After that? I dunno. I’d have to think about it.

Again, roll a d4 for each trait, or just choose the ones you like best. If you don’t have physical dice, a number randomizer will do just fine too.

The kid I rolled up here ended up being very Toriel-looking but with Sans’ badtime-giving tendencies. Though I feel like Dot here would be a bit more willing to give said badtime to evil doers than her papa. She is roughly Frisk’s age in this picture, and also twice Frisk’s height. Also the picture doesn’t really convey this well but those are eyesockets. As in she has hollow holes in her face full of darkness except for little pinpricks of light that act as eyes. Sometimes she just puts pencils and stuff in her eye sockets to freak people out (it doesn’t hurt her). Sans thinks it’s funny. Toriel wishes she wouldn’t do that.

Also for those looking for cute font-names for your skeleton-ancestry-having-OCs, might I recommend the old standby of https://www.1001fonts.com/ which is where I’ve downloaded like 90% of the fonts I use.

Want to throw an...interesting magic item into your campaign? Well then, look no further!

Can’t read the image, well? Open it in The Homebrewery!

“A stone pitcher sits before you. It looks innocent enough, on its own. The inky black tonic poured from it is anything but. It smells of the lower planes, of ash and blood.”

The long-awaited companion to the Tonic of Undiluted Chaos! Havic is back at it again with the outrageous potions. This time, we’re taking a break from Chaos and diving into the lower planes for some Evil. And yes, this potion is made with Yugoloth blood. So there’s that going for it.

House Hunters: D&D Edition. 

Alright, on a more serious note, I was inspired by a recent ask to redo my original building generator that I made a while back (and add a lot more tables and detail to it). It’s by no means an end-all-be-all set of rolling tables, just an outline to get things started and developed. Have fun looking for a home base for your adventurers!

The artwork used is stock by Fumar-Porros. They create all of it using SketchUp and Photoshop. It’s really impressive!

It seemed like a good idea at 4am. Anyways, here’s a quick fantasy insult table for when you don’t have a witty line prepared. The ‘Son of a” tables are based off of Shakespearean insults.

‘A glimmering blue tonic is set in a crystalline glass before you. The bartender, a fire genasi with a charming smile, informs you that this is his signature drink. Made from the powder of a Slaad’s crystal, he says. You can’t help but find his name, Havic, oddly fitting as he reads off a list of possible side effects. It doesn’t matter that he insists his name is spelled with an i rather than o. ‘

A Wild-Magic-like potion created by the wizard character of yours truly. Drink at your own risk!