#roderick spode

edit: just now realizing i got stiffy's name wrong....... i'm just gonna pretend that bertie made a typo and never fixed it

" Right ho," I said, and started for the door, sauntering at first in a languid sort of way, like a connoisseur a bit bored at having his time wasted. I say " at first," because I had only taken a couple of steps when I tripped over the cat, and you can't combine tripping over cats with languid sauntering. Shifting abruptly into high, I shot out of the door like someone wanted by the police making for the car after a smash-and-grab raid. The cow-creamer flew from my hands, and it was a lucky thing that I happened to barge into a fellow citizen outside, or I should have taken a toss in the gutter. - P. G. Wodehouse, The Code Of The Woosters Bertie and the infamous cow-creamer 🐄  (and bits of Roderick Spode and Sir Watkyn Bassett) commissioned by Kathryn 💖

Source: AO3

“No.” J&W 3.05

Jeeves And Wooster: Hot Off The Press.

ok googol, I know that Madeline Bassett had many faces in the show, but not quite this way...