deine tags klingen wie kim eh

GUCK DIR DEN DOCH MAL AN EH IM CRYING

ich bin faul man

i just feel truly sorry for your loss

>*marioOH DID YOU SAY MARIO OKAY HERE WE GO

Who cooks: mario ehehe and he has like 4855 cookbooks so he doesn’t fail you

Who does the laundry and other chores: you because mario is a lazy ass

How many children do they have: one beautiful mofo named jonas

Who’s more dominate: good question but i guess mario after all

Favorite nonsexual activity: vapiano man what else

Their favorite place to be together: your big ass cozy bed in the morning when he already made some coffee and slips back into bed and cuddles with you

Any traditions: double dates with two certain people (yes you know who i mean)

Their “song”: crazy love (there are so many covers jfc but let’s go with the michael bublé version just cause)

What they do for each other on holidays: welllll ¬□¬

Where did they go for their honeymoon: cape town c’:

Where did they first meet: he bumped into you at the queue for the best pasta there is and then he bought you a cute little chocolate cake as an apology and you talked a lot and laughed a lot and when you had to go and catch the train he very shyly asked for your number c’:

Any pets: a little pug named jupp 

What do they fight over: wheter it was offside or not man

U AND REUS FUCKING IN THE SHOWER THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

sorry that interrupted u and marco while fucking no need to be mean man