#rocket headcanons

Rocket Raccoon general HCS

ohohohoho now your talking my language *Cracks knuckles* alright, firing up.

We'll start with leisure activities, Now obviously Rocket would spend most of his time building bombs, weapons or new inventions for the team.

It's normally his number one pass time for boredom.

But then when you came to the team, he normally rolled his eyes whenever you talked about your favourite things from earth.

Until one day, you managed to bring aboard your games console when you first joined the team.

Rocket could hear the clicking of the controller when he was working, About to scold you for a bit until he saw what was on screen.

Whatever you were playing, He was intrigued by the premise of what you were playing.

After a little bit, he got off and went over to you, wanting to give it a go.

Ad after that, He's been hooked ever since, Gaming is now his new pass time alongside bomb-making.

Now for his favourite kinds of food.

Before he joined the guardians, he would have to make do with what he could get his hands on.

The biggest luxury of food was basic bread, he would always hear his stomach growl whenever he could smell it.

He would savour almost every last bit of crumb.

But when he met you, You would've brought back any form of earth food whenever you or Peter needed to make a stop there.

When you brought your bags in, you placed them into your snack drawer.

One day, the smells of said snacks peeked into his nose, Curiosity getting to him.

Deciding to sneak into your room and find the snack draw.

"Or...Ore...Oreo's ??"

He opened the packet and took a quick sniff, Smells sweet. But did it taste good ??

One bite... He was in heaven.

You then found the empty packet... More like rummaging through the snack drawer.

Finding him passed out on the floor with the empty packets.

Knocked out in a food coma.

Platonic or Romantic =3

If you ever travel or are away for a long time give him a shirt of yours (preferably one that smells like you) and you’ll come back to him wearing it.

He loves to build things, for you in particular. He doesn’t wanna admit it but gift giving is his love language.

Once you two got closer he started getting closer to you, physically. Eventually you two were side by side touching shoulders and he got confused when you started giggling.

One time he fell asleep on you and you did not let him live it down.

He is an awful cook, he tried so hard to cook for you but he did Not do good. I’m talking charred everywhere. He felt so bad but you let him know it was okay.

He loves when you give him music recommendations, but he’s also brutally honest on his feelings about them.

He is the number one you defender, like whenever you argue with someone he joins in on your side.

AREGDHRH THANK YOUUU!!

urrghhnm behind rocket’s funny tits uhh

theres kinda luike?? two reasons behind it?? sadly no i dont usually think of rocket as transfem bbut if you wanna think abt it like that go ahead!!

to me sometimes i think of rocket as transmasc BUT with no surgeries bcs well… expensiv 😭😭 OR because rockie is jrst really muscle built and yknow…Moobs

reminds me that i do have a drawing in queue where sword 👀 has similar things to this topic… (EDIT: OH SORRY NVM THE POST I WAS TALKING ABT JUST GOT OUT OF QUEUE XDD)

rocket dancing to this song in his suit

For your more general Rocket: What's his favorite board game and why?

Celestial Rocket

New hobbies would mainly be using his orb to look at how the others are doing. Other new hobbies that he would be doing would probably lend itself into the crafts area of things. These would probably include drawing (badly) or sewing. He still primary creates things as a way to distract his mind from things. Most of the time he is still inventing weapons back on his own planet.

Tall is an understatement. He loves being bigger than most things ngl. He can change his height between massive and his more familiar raccoon size everyone knows him for. One thing he really likes doing in his massive form is scaring the life out of people that get too close to him. This also comes in handy when someone is trying to stir stuff up in his quadrant of the galaxy and he is so tired of these wanna be villains. It is a miracle how none of the Guardians have found him.

General Rocket

Favorite board game would have to be Clue or Sorry (on the rare chance its on the ship).

For Clue it would be because it's a murder mystery game and they have to find out who the killer is. He likes playing it because its a matter of who has the better detective skills. He got the guardians at one point to play actual murder mystery with drax being the "dead" body (drax was given a whole bag of zargnuts to eat while they played). If drax does not want to play then they actually do random person "murdered". Anyway, board game version he wins ~20% of the time.