#robstend

That's the keyword folks, IT NEVER EXISTED! Too bad GossipCop can't acknowledge it was Robsten that never existed without the PR-strings.

GossipCop, shut the fuck up and stop sucking Ruth and KStew's tits.

KStew cast with Rob's BFF Tom Sturridge in Sils Maria.

Poor Tom. There is definitely no "might be" about it. She will probably try to use him to re-connect with Rob.

KStew is also replacing Mia Wasikowska in the same film, Sils Maria.

While KStew fans are creaming their panties, they are missing one simple fact. KStew wasn't their first choice. Mia was. Oh DAMN.

Here is a picture that shippers are saying shows Kristen wearing the epic ring of lurve. The supposed ring on her index finger is circled in red for your viewing pleasure:

Notice that Kristen is wearing it on her INDEX FINGER. That ring also looks very thin, no? Here are other examples of Kristen wearing the epic ring of lurve:

Notice a pattern about the ring in the above pictures? It's a pretty thick gold band, and she is always wearing it on her MIDDLE FINGER. Want to know what else I found? Of course you do:

Oh look, it's Kristen wearing the epic ring of lurve again on her MIDDLE FINGER while wearing a thin gold band on her index finger. Just like the one that shippers are currently claiming is the epic ring of lurve. But really, there is no epic ring of lurve in these pics. She's certainly proudly displaying her middle fingers, so you can clearly see that it is NOT THERE.

So, it appears that some shippers are saying that Rob is entering Kristen's gated community in this pic:

Yeah, that's a parking lot to an office building (SoHo House I believe is where people are saying he was headed). Not a really fucking weird entrance to a ritzy neighborhood. 

Shall we review what the entrance to Kristen's gated community looks like? I say yes:

Not even close.

Keep failing trying shippers!

Our boy Rob went into Soho House parking garage today.... not KStew's gated community in HIS Toyoto Camry. Her fans don't know he has owned one for a LONG time. GOOGLE IT! He told Jay Leno he drives a Camry when he is feeling sporty! LMAO!

Of course, Robsten's are hanging on to a lost dream that he is STILL with KStew. They are going as far to say these pictures below were taken today.

This picture was taken BEFORE THE BREAK UP SHIPPERS. Wow. lol KStew definitely could have borrowed Rob's car. What I CAN help you with? Here is Happy KStew seen below:

This picture ABOVE is POST-BREAK-UP! Yes. They are OVER! AND.... no Rob ring. Oh damn! And crying Robsten's begins in 5...4...3...2...1

There. There. It'll be okay....

Here's to Rob.... and Ben and Jerry's! bahaha :D

Mte @windswept333: @rkremain @jawjagrl34 @lendmeyourhrt I only know ONE peep Kristen looks at like this...ROB twitter.com/Windswept333/s…

— Someday (@loveiamfree) May 22, 2013

Silly Shippers.

“Nothing makes sense for us.” Just an idea of what my inbox has looked like the last few days. So much anxiety. A lot of grief. A lot of grasping. At anything, any explanation, so as to avoid making sense: the simple explanation is that, well, how likely is it that a relationship that starts at 19 will last forever? The chances aren’t great, even for those who aren’t famous. You add fame to that equation and it reduces the odds exponentially.

As for the complicated explanation...