It's been pretty much GOGOGOGOGOGOGO all day today and from here on for my runway job, but I'm taking a breather and want to type up the fucking terrifying yet hilarious nightmare I had.
One was literally just spurting blood and was a gaping hole of darkness and Ryo was like GUYS THIS ONE, GUYS LET'S GO INTO THIS ONE
And the other cellar door was open and had stairs descending into BLACKNESS and Hattie and Nate were like CAN WE DO THIS ONE FIRST IT SEEMS TAMER
And I was telling Ryo let's do this one FIRST and THEN do the one that gushed like an open wound and she was like FIIINNEEEEE UGH YOU GUYS ARE SO TAME
And we did some sort of vlog upload with GUYS WE'RE ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO HELL EYYYY LMAO IF WE DON'T MAKE IT WE LOVE YOOOUUUU INTERWEBS
And then held hands and I was filming as we went down the stairs and I had this horrid feeling that we were going to end up us some sort of found-footage horror film and we turned the corner and there were these creature things that looked like a mesh of Oddworld monsters:
And they were eating torsos and nomming happily until they saw us and we BOLTED back up the stairs but other creatures were there too and I just remember laughing and crying and saying AHAHAHA WE'RE SO FUCKED GUYS WHOOPS
Then we all ran and I got separated and one of those things was chasing me and I had to scale a wire fence thing and I was cutting my hands open as I climbed and I was so fucking terrified.
I knew it was a nightmare this time so I was forcing myself awake, and when I finally managed it, it was 3:49am and I had to sit up and just browse puppy pics on Tumblr to calm myself enough to sleep again.
Moral of the story is that Ryo loves found footage films so much in my nightmares she wants to be a part of one with us too.