Play as a dastardly doofus married to a tentacle on a bogus journey to save a doomed city!
Spread sinister rumors, make questionable choices, and keep your stress and health in check in the world's first octopus city simulation shareware.
Try the demo (Steam / GOG / itchio)! Ace a job interview! Feed a slimy child! Fight delinquents! Crush insects! Solve a crime! Cure baldness! Hack ant farms! Learn to love yourself! Add to your wishlist!











