• He is the strongest entity, and has a 80/20 win-lose rate with The Spectre if he was ever prompted to want to leave. (Not counting 2x2)

• He is the only one aware of what day, month, year, and time it is. It's like an internal clock.

• There are many telling things that make it obvious he isn't as humanoid as he likes to appear as; such as his eyes not moving in his sockets. (They are in a fixed position, and to look sideways or track an object in motion he must move his entire head) And he does not have a gag reflex at all nor does he chew food.

• Can see ultraviolet lights and even more we cannot comprehend

• Deadass physically cannot taste or smell sourness. That's why he likes limes.

• If you were able to get him to cough out at least ONE nice thing about 3D— aka humanity— It would be that he MIGHT appreciate the diversity of how we address ourselves. (Aka pronouns)

• He is able to completely change his form— his transparent skeleton torso is the only thing that would remain consistent.

——> Sometimes copies physical features from different people if he thinks it would look.. maybe cool. On him. (Take that as the highest form of a compliment you'll ever get from him.)

• Purrs. No context. (He sounds like a car engine)

——> Has only purred in front of C00lkidd (ain't nobody believed lil bro when he said he thought 1x purred 😭💀)

Long ago, early in Roblox history, Telamon arose, earning a reputation as a legendary sword fighter and creative architect. Once Builderman and Erik Cassel began forming an order of Admins, Telamon was the first to be approached thanks to his fame. As an admin, he was known for his many iconic creations and his determination to hunt exploiters, glitches, and other evils of Roblox. Among his creations was the ever iconic SFOTH and the arsenal of swords featured within, including the legendary Linked Sword. One of his final swords was the wicked Venomshank. It's creation, however, was controversial, and even his fellow admins saw it as a cruel blade which did not need to be created, as what foe could warrant a poison so vile? Telamon dismissed their concerns, convinced of his own self righteousness.

Amongst Telamon's pursuits was the infamous 1x1x1x1 brick, a 4 dimensional brick said to have manifested during the creation of Roblox alongside the first brick, the 2x2. It had been appearing in and out of reality aimlessly, leaving destruction in its wake, but always gone before the Admins could contain it. Thanks to a user claiming that its next appearance would occur in the Crossroads, Telamon set out to meet it there. As expected, it appeared, along with it a hail of user heads. Wielding Venomshank, Telamon attempted to strike the brick down, but upon contact found his own being split in twain.

What resulted? 2 beings. John Shedletsky, an even purer force of good and legendary hero sworn to cut down evils...