BECAUSE HEY, THERE! I’M THROWING MYSELF OUT THERE,
SEEMINGLY WITHOUT A SINGLE CARE IN THE WORLD!

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BECAUSE HEY, THERE! I’M THROWING MYSELF OUT THERE,
SEEMINGLY WITHOUT A SINGLE CARE IN THE WORLD!

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Purely Coincidental Characters as songs in my gayest playlist
Robin: "This is Home" Cavetown
Wisteria: "Girls Like Girls" Hayley Kiyoko
Lucian: "When It's Right" Alyson Stoner
Cassie: "Girl Next Door" Copperpot
Brandy: "Wolf In Sheeps Clothing (feat. William Beckett)" Set It Off
Olympia: "Girlfriend" Icona Pop
Peyton: "Jenny" Studio Killers
Jenny: "Teen Idle" Marina and the Diamonds
(this is the Purely Coincidental anon) Wooo thank you! You completely don’t have to do this (I just saw you did it with the Prom and loved your thoughts on it) but once you finish watching, what Hogwarts houses do you think the main characters would be in? PS. I love your blog and writing so much. Have a great day c:
Welcome back Anon! I’m glad you liked when I sorted the prom characters. I did my best with the purely coincidental characters, but I will say that even after watching it twice, I definitely know more about the characters of the prom, so this might be a little less in depth.
Robin- Ravenclaw. Robin’s book is full of crazy creative stuff that is so wild it is sometimes confusing for other people. He is very fact oriented when he literally writes a pro-con list in his head, just to decide whether he should come out to his friends and family. With the help of Wisteria he is able to pinpoint exactly whats going on in the school, just because he gets a weird feeling when certain people make a wish on a certain day. Also throughout the whole musical you get the sense that he has a huge imagination.
Wisteria- Hufflepuff. If you’re wondering why this took so long it’s because Wisteria stumped me. I’ve decided on hufflepuff because she is very loyal to her friends and even if her wish was a bit really shortsighted, she felt really bad about it almost immediately after. Overall one of Wisteria most prominent character traits is her friendship, and the way she is always willing to help and stand up for her friends
Lucian- After a lot of consideration I think I’m going to say Slytherin. For one thing in the description of the video Lucian is described as ambitious, a trait she shows a lot throughout the show. She constantly has ideas that she wants to create and in her big song she tells the audience that she wants to be significant. I did consider Ravenclaw, due to her ideas and such, but I think Slytherin would be a better fit for her considering that ambition, leadership, and resourcefulness all apply to her. Also the entire debate scene shows that she has ideas for improvement and can be a leader
Olympia- Gryffindor. I don’t have super concrete reasons for this one, she just gives me gryffindor vibes.
Peyton- ???? Edit: god has spoken and peyton is gryffindor!
Brandy- Slytherin. She is very cunning and ambitious, willing to do do anything to achieve her goals, even if it might hurt other people. She shows resourcefulness due to the fact that she will spy on anyone and use what she finds. She is even willing to use a students death to get attention, or out people without their permission just because she thinks it will make her more popular.
Brandy: You're a lesbian. Did you know?
Robin: I'm not a lesbian and no, I didn't know.
Purely Coincidental as Vines
I don’t take criticism (kidding, feel free to share ideas) and happy pride
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Robin: when will you learn that your actions have consequences
Wisteria: I started my day off like I always do. Wearing three hats. But when I got home, I was only wearing one hat. Who took my hats?
Wisteria again because she’s my favorite: Wisteria: Hey you’re really pretty! Any of the other girls: that is so sweet I love how girls can just compliment each other, you know? Wisteria: I’m gay
Lucian: hey I’m lesbian I thought you were American (fun fact that kid actually goes to my school I’m not kidding and yes he does hate when the vine is brought up)
Lucian during Wisteria (the song): I love you, bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you bitch
Brandy: no off topic questions
Peyton: If you play it, you get a million dollars, but a million people die *plays harmonica* KEVIN NO
Jenny: completely giving up (I’m so sorry that’s so dark)
The whole school: welcome to bible study we’re all children of Jesus
Thea: what up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never [redacted] learned how to read
Harriette: welcome to physics (I have to bend the rules with this one but it’s close enough)
Ellie: road work ahead uh yeah I sure hope it does
Mariah: that sustainable moment when you recycle your plastic bottles (it was this or what would you do if there was a child right in front of you and this fit her overly niceness better)
Olympia: well when life gives you lemons
Cassie: people tell me I can’t do what I want without college. I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger
Aspen: I got new shoes
Maryanna: all I gotta tell you is school is not important, be whatever you wanna be, you wanna be a dog, woof, you know?
Olympia and Peyton: two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay
Wisteria and Lucian: Hey professor! *kiss* (ft robin as the professor but he’s not homophobic he just is a supportive friend who gives them their space)
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I’m like 95% sure I got every character, and only 80% sure the vines fit every character. But oh well. Happy pride to y’all

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Purely Coincidental Discord
I made a purely coincidental server! Not much to say on that, but I made the server and if anyone wants to join they’re free to! It’s a small server, and it hopefully won’t be too overwhelming!
https://discord.gg/zwszKQt
There you go, if you’re interested!
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