#robama

Here are some of the things we learned about recent history:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson became president and he gave horses the right to marry, gave robots the right to run for public office, lowered the drinking age to 18, legalized almost all once illegal drugs, annexed Canada, and more

Because Alaska fell off into the ocean, President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson sold it off to Russia

By this point we’ve had a female president, President Audrey Plaza, who has had the best foreign relations of any president we’ve ever had

During President Plaza’s administration, a bullet train was built between California and North Korea, in California it opened up in Fresno and in North Korea it opens in Kim Jong-Un III’s (more commonly known as Kim Jong-Trois) bathroom

Jeff Goldblum became the sexiest, most chaotic, most iconic president ever known, his chaotic energy by far surpassing that of Bill Clinton

After President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson legalized robot’s running for public office, we experienced a new Americanadian golden age under president Robama (robot Obama)

The K-pop industry has been entirely taken over by tabaxi with the exception of, you guessed it, BTS, who’s consciousnesses have been transferred into immortal robots

Blackpink became South Korea’s first communal presidents, they all take office at the same time and are deeply beloved by everyone

Former EPA head Joe Exotic has ordered structures to be put underneath Florida to keep it from falling into the ocean (a very unpopular choice made during the “The Rock” Johnson Adminstration)

Africa is having an artistic and cultural golden age!