the fool proceedeth

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

it has been said a million times but every now and then I still get so emotional about how girls and young women legitimately run the music business with their tastes and still everything they like gets ridiculed and dismissed as frivolous. watching a boy band documentary rn and like yeah. the beatles would be nothing without adrienne from brooklyn. genuinely nothing

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

breaking news: having a job now illegal :(

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

The draft order is going to put me in the ground what the actual fuck do you mean all expansions get to draft before the og six

experience pwhl hockey! [distant screams of unending agony from players and fans alike]

[to the tune of this meeting couldve been an email] this yaoi couldve been a yuri

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart