the fool proceedeth

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

"you're so quiet" yes someone told me i talk too much when i was 12 and now you have to go through the 7 trials and tribulations to unlock the real me

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

you're allowed to draw. draw badly even. draw and then delete it. draw and rework it and then delete it anyway. draw only half of it and the other half three years later. in one style or another. in different styles in the same week. traditional or digital. you're literally allowed to draw however you want