#rob pls

You either die a hero (s14 ep1 "The Gang Gets Romantic") or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (s15 ep1 "The Gang Gets Cancelled")

oral fixations are not for the weak can i please just chew on rob's arms or hands/fingers please just nom nom not hard obviously . i think abt being at the camp fire n he notices u chewing on ur lip so he jus offers his hand like it's nothing n keeps talking to the others while u bite his fingers i hope i get struck by lightning

this old man better hurry up or he's gonna have to give me a higher dose of anxiety meds

I'm like 99.9% rob is behind it *prays he's not*

sometimes my professor gives me these essays to read that make me regret not having drank myself to death when i had the chance