#roasting characters

Sorry this took some time, I wanted to at least play a few chapters of HC to actually know the LIs and all

Marco: Speaking Italian every second sentence in front of non Italian speakers isn't as sexy as you think it is

Travis: Is the model stereotype of having a very boring personality

Luz: Flirts and falls for best friend but only dares to ask the question “are we dating” when everybody else already thinks they’re a couple. Just like any other wlw dumbass

Hazel: Wow another female boss who acts like an ice queen. How original. 

Ha joke's on you bc Fred is and always will be the superior twin as well as the loml

MC: Maybe make sure first nobody dies before coming up with sassy punchlines

Tom: Went to Westchester to explore the supernatural but wasn't able to do any meaningful research until after MC showed up

Imogen: Horse girl (derogatory). Also it took a cult for her to realise that maybe her parents are a little sketchy

Danni: Weakest traitor. Can't even stick with her betrayal for a day smh

Parker: His fashion sense hurts more than his cowardness

Elliot: Probably used the word gay as an insult before realising that he. Is gay. #justteenboythings

Edward: For someone who says they learned what it takes to be a good captain he sure as hell did let a mutiny happen

Charlie: Don’t trust one entitled man to escape another entitled man. It’s the basic rule

Oliver: went from “daddy’s favourite” to “I hate you dad” cause ugh pretty pirate MC

Avery: They’re like the most cookie cutter pop star there could be

Raleigh: Singing about sex and going partying is not as interesting of a public image that you think it is