hi sweetness! ok iâve got a pairing for you for microfic. itâs my OG rarepair & thus holds a special place in my heart. ron/cormacâŚroarmac đ§Ą
Never Ever
@microficmay day 3 ârevelationâ, sensory challenge.
Cormac/Ron, 50 words. Also on AO3.
CW: sexual content (mild)
âHave you everâŚ?â
âNo,â said Ron, gulping as Cormacâs hand moved lower.
âNot even withâŚ?â
âNo.â Ronâs voice cracked. âHermione didnât â she never wanted ââ He lost the ability to speak as Cormac pressed firmly against his hardness.
Cormac smirked at this revelation. âOh, weâre going to have so much fun.â
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Hello dear @peachpety, thank you for recommending this ship. I love their ship name: Roarmac. Itâs perfect, absolutely perfect.
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đ Danpuff's Ships, pt 2: I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
In the post here I discussed my Top 10 ships! Here is a list of 10 more ships I love, but need more of!
Lucius/Percy (Percius??)
> Why? Why not? Lucius is a man of taste and standards, which Percy can (quite gladly!) meet. Percy is eager to please, Lucius is eager to be pleased. I imagine lots of power dynamics here. Plus the age gap. Plus the Malfoy-Weasley rivalry fun.
I feel like Lucius might turn his nose up at Percy, but could see his worth and be impressed. Besides, Percy doesn't get near enough appreciation! He could easily go from being Lucius' pet to a solid, valued partner without Lucius really seeing the change until it slaps him in the face one day. There would be a big, messy questionable start that I think has the potential to be something they could both be proud of.
Wow, even I didn't know I had so many feelings about Percy and Lucius. Which means: pretty please someone write me more, cuz wow.
> What sold me: The Windsor Knot
Cissamione (Hermione/Narcissa)
Why? Hello, age gap. Hello, blood purity drama. Hello, dating someone your son went to school with and hated! Hello, dating someone who was tortured in your home by your sister! C'mon, there's lots of tension and angst potential here. Plus, I don't know. Something about the way they carry themselves speaks to me.
Narcissa is elegant, intelligent, and capable. Stronger than she's maybe given credit for. A loving mother, loyal to those she cares about. Willing to do what it takes for the people she loves. Hermione is strong, loyal, smart, and passionate. They could be a good match. Sit around, chatting about books. Discussing magical theories and politics, with Hermione ranting vehemently while Narcissa calmly quietly challenges her. And let's be real...Narcissa would make a great Minister's wife!
> What sold me: Wrapped in Pearls
> My contribution: Welcome to the Family (mult. ship, Draco-centric)
Ginmione (Ginny/Hermione)
> Why? Friends-to-lovers doesn't always work for me, but I'm really intrigued by Ginny and Hermione. But I feel like their friends-to-lovers journey would be more fraught. They're both strong, capable women who can butt heads. They don't always see eye to eye. Not to mention the drama of at best, Hermione previously being the object of Ron's (Ginny's brother's) desires and Harry (Hermione's best friend) previously being the object of Ginny's. At worst, Ronmione and Hinny actually happen, leading to even more drama and heartbreak. (But that's okay, Harry is Snape's soulmate, anyway.)
I also feel like their respective careers are too important to them. Hermione will want to continue schooling and then throw herself into making the world a better place, whatever career she chooses. Ginny will want to play Quidditch and travel. Established relationship could be fun with them, be it long distance or even just them both prioritizing their careers over time together. Or getting into fights because one sees the other is working too hard and tries to talk to them about it.
> What sold me: Apples and Oranges, Too
Drarius (Draco/Sirius)
> Why? Age gap? SOLD. Oh wait, there's more? They're cousins? Well, say no more! Oh, there's more?? Oh yeah, the whole Gryffindor-Slytherin thing is fun, and so is Order member + (ex) Death Eater!
For me, with a lot of Draco ships, I like people who act as a "balance" for him, but Sirius is one of those I see as being more on his level. They're both from pureblood families (um, the same pureblood family, haha) and raised with blood purity beliefs. Sirius disavowed it early on and rebelled. Draco leaned into it. I don't think Sirius would want to understand it (because he doesn't share those beliefs, not anymore, if he ever did) but I think some part of him would. And even not taking those beliefs into account, they come from the same society and know what it's like.
Sirius is a little rougher around the edges, Draco a bit more refined, but they're both a bit bratty, I think, and a bit witty. They both have their pride and their temper. They could set each other off pretty easily, I think. They would know how to tease one another, both playfully and not so playfully. They can both be petty, turned on one another, but also as a joint effort aimed at others!
And I think once they got past the nastiness, they could just plain have fun together. Or, you know, have fun together even with the nastiness, once they grew accustomed to it. Sirius is charming and funny and mischievous and adventurous, who could easily woo a (mildly reluctant) Draco. And Draco would cling to his pride and decency for a time, but eventually relent and let Sirius show him a good time. Not even in the sexy way (but, let's be real, that, too.) They could ride a motorcycle, go to a club, go to a concert, smoke, go to Quidditch games, all sorts of things.
Draco's parents would...probably not approve. But also, they might consider him better than other options and reluctantly offer their approval...or at least their tolerance.
ALSO: if you're like me and enjoy Severus as Draco's godfather...and also ship snarry...then we can enjoy Drarius + Snarry for some good ole "enemies seducing one another's godfathers." Or is that too specific and just me? đ
> What sold me: Old Dogs and New Tricks
> My Contribution: Welcome to the Family
> BONUS: specific Drarius + Snarry (featuring unrequited Snaco & Sirry): More Than It Looks Like
Luna/Hermione (Lunamione?)
(@perverse-idyll, I know you mentioned this one!)
> Why? They're so very different, aren't they? Very logical, down to earth Hermione and strange, head in the clouds Luna? Of course, they're both very intelligent, curious women. Brave, loyal women. Gifted women.
I think, given the chance, they can learn a lot from one another. Post-war especially, having overcome so many obstacles and having shared so many experiences. They fought a war, dang it!
They can travel together. Learn together. Grow together. Support causes together. Hermione raging endlessly against injustice with Luna there supporting her, but also helping soothe her. Imagine Hermione getting too worked up in an argument and Luna popping in as the voice of reason. Imagine Hermione clinging too hard to facts and Luna helping open her mind. Imagine Luna being moved by how deeply Hermione cares about the beings around her. Imagine Hermione being inspired by Luna's faith and optimism.
Imagine them working together and having a breakthrough discovery, largely thanks to both of their strengths, and celebrating! A hug, a kiss, a date...other fun times, even.
These two could change the world together, mark my words.
They could also drive each other batshit crazy. Hermione's a stick in the mud, too rigid. Luna won't stop chasing Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. (C'mon, this is a Danni list, I thrive on tension and challenge!)
> What sold me: Against All Explanation
Jegulus (James/Regulus)
> Why? Hooking up with your best mate's brother? The scandal! Especially when said brothers are not super close. Sirius pulls away from his family and imagine James somehow getting closer to, and falling for, Regulus? Not to mention Regulus' end of things, coming from a blood purity background and falling for the blood traitor. Then the obvious angst of James joining the Order and Regulus joining the Death Eaters! Also: Gryffindor-Slytherin rivalry. Also: secret relationship. ALSO: they can bond over Quidditch.
> What sold me: The Heart of a Lion
> My Contribution: The Green Dress
Perceville (Neville/Percy)
(Thanks @careofmagicalshippers for the stellar ship name!)
> Why? Listen, they're adorable, okay? Okay. Glad we had this talk.
ANYWAY. For one, Percy doesn't get nearly enough love. He is ambitious and hardworking and strong. He didn't align with his family when he disagreed with them -- strong in his beliefs, for better or worse. But also open enough to accept when he is wrong, to change and make things right. Not a lot of people are capable of that. It takes a strong person to not only realize they messed up, but to own up to it.
And Neville. Sweet Neville. He also stood up to the people around him (Book One: "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.") Neville is shy and insecure, but also brave and loyal and kind. So very kind in a life that has not been very kind to him.
They are both strong, brave people who are willing to stand up for what they think is right. They are both hardworking.
Percy is ambitious. He wants to make an impression. He gravitates towards people in power and people with talent. And Neville, for all of his flaws, does have talent. It would be so nice to have Percy see Neville's gifts and be impressed by them. Neville deserves to be seen and appreciated and respected (for more than just killing Nagini.) And Percy would be someone who could appreciate skill and knowledge. (And let's be real, he could use some greenery to bring life to his dreary office job, where that is!)
(But also, picture Percy running a bookstore and Neville owning the flower shop next door!!!!)
Then there's Percy. I think Neville could equally appreciate what Percy brings to the table. That he's so competent and confident. That he knows so much about so many things. That he's eager to help and to learn.
And while Percy is uptight and strict, Neville would be more easy going and calm. He would be patient with Percy's anxieties and offer him support in whatever he chose to do. Support Percy would very much need! And Percy would give Neville the nudge he needs to stick up for himself and not just others. Would encourage him to think big! Percy could be the one to not only encourage him to open the flower shop, but would help him get it set up. He'd have the lease ready to sign before Neville could even finish saying "yes"!
More than anything, I just imagine two people who aren't appreciated or respected enough in their lives, actually seeing one another and giving each other the love and support they deserve!
> What sold me: Say It With Flowers
> My Contribution: The Perfect Tree
Roarmac (Ron/Cormac)
(@peachpety I know you mentioned liking Roarmac, and me, too!)
> Why? Honestly, I'll try most Cormac ships. He's a character I like to see explored more and "redeemed", I guess. He's a good character to show growth from without needing an excess of angst. And despite the fact that there are definitely "worse" people in the books, he gets so much flak! It's good to see him explored more in a positive light.
Specifically with Ron, we get a bit of tension from previously being at odds. Ron expecting the worst from Cormac. Cormac more or less "proving" himself to Ron. They can bond over Quidditch. And...well. Most of the Roarmac fics I've read are just plain funny. Can I please have more himbo!Cormac? Please?
> What sold me: The Bro Whey
James Sirius/Scorpius (Jorpius?? Scames??)
> Why? There is something very fun about hooking up with your brother's best friend. Imagine James being annoyed by Albus and Scorpius growing up, but then turns out he develops a thing for that little snot! Though I'll admit, this is one that didn't actually appeal to me at all until I actually read it. And now I need more!
But let's be real, once I realized the great drama potential of "best friend's brother" I was SOLDDDD all the way!
> What sold me: Starlight
Chaco (Draco/Charlie)
> Why? Um, hello. The dragon and the dragon tamer. Plus cute lil age gap (8 years) & family rivalry (Weasley vs. Malfoys, fight fight fight!) Not to mention Charlie, to me, is a relatively calm and strong and solid person who also knows how to have fun, enjoy himself, and be adventurous. That feels like a good combination of things for Draco. Someone he can lean on and count on, who he can also have fun with. Someone who can woo him and adore him and handle his nonsense, but also put up with zero shit.
> What sold me: There's a Symphony Caught Inside (technically The Marriage Stone, but that's primarily Snarry; this fic is a great Chaco-focused fic!)
> My Contribution: Daddy's Dragon
And like last time....it would be cool to see everyone else's ship lists! Whether you feel like waxing poetic about them or not! Feel free to tag me if you do! I love seeing what everyone else loves, and seeing everyone else's thoughts about things!
To the commenter who just wrote âThis is beautiful poetryâ on my Ron Weasley x Cormac McLaggen fic where Cormac gets stuck in a pair of bewitched leggings:
Thanks so much to everyone who joined in the fun for the HP Joggers Fest Summer All-Ship + Gen works Palooza! All of the works shared are amazing and itâs wonderful each round to see how joggers make it into a work! Below is the masterlist for this round. If youâre a little late getting your submission in, donât worry! The collections remain open so you can continue to add to them.
ART
Quidditch Kids [G] (Gen) by @carpemermaidartâ
ART + FIC
Coach Snape [G] (Gen) by @aibidilâ, @banana-ge-geâ, and @frnklymrshnkly
Bend [T] (Drarry) by @rainsoakedhello
FIC
Gimme Sâmore (of Your Love)Â [M] (Scorbus, Jeddy) by @goldentruth813â
Trading In: My Skirt For Her Joggers [G] (Ginsy) by @evening12 Â
Rooftop Ruminations [T] (Ginsy) by @thealmostrhetoricalquestionâ
Drawn to you (As the waves to the shore)Â [M] (Jeddy) by @all-drarry-to-meâ
Manner of Dress [T] [Roarmac] by @aibidilâ
A Weekend in Heaven('s Inn) [T] (Drarry, Blinny, Deamus, Pansmione, Roarmac, Grudders, Kittyhawk) by @gnarfâÂ
A is for Athleisure [T] (Ginsy) by @violetclarityâ
to choose love [T] (Daphne/Pansy, Theo/Blaise, Drarry) by @gothzabiniâ
Technically [M] (Jeddy) by @thealmostrhetoricalquestionâ
The blurry one [T] (Drarry) by MistyDeath
Worth Betting On [T] (Drarry) by @xx-thedarklord-xxâ
Strings Attached [E] (Drarry) by @callingdrarryâ
The Bro Whey [E] (Roarmac) by @synonym-for-lifeâ
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Summary: Cormac is ridiculous, but maybe so is Ron.
A/N: For @synonym-for-life & @aibidil I dont know how I ended up writing Roarmac. OMG. Thank you @restlessandordinary for the quick beta. If you want to see the meme that inspired it that @synonym-for-life showed me then look under the cut
There were a lot of things about dating Cormac that Ron had to get used to. The first was being involved with someone who was even louder than he was, the second was dating someone whose idea of a good Friday night involved perusing the newest line of protein shakes at Mageeâs Magical Muscle Mart in Diagon Alleyâwiseley sandwiched between Florean Flortescueâs and a new get fit quick gym where the equipment was enchanted to do half the work for youâand dating someone who had absolutely no desire to change a single thing about Ron.
That last one was the one Ron liked best. Especially because, as shocking as it wouldâve been to Ron two years prior, he had no desire to change Cormac either. He liked the way heâd changedâmore humble, less of a complete and utter prick, less a sexist arse reallyâbut he liked the ways he hadnât changedâstill competitive, still loud and still stubborn. It meant that Ron never felt the need to tone himself down, to be less or more than he was.
But sometimes, sometimes, he was reminded of how completely and utterly ridiculous Cormac could be.
âIt was supposed to be lettuce wrapped. I donât want all my carbs yet,â Cormac told the cashier who looked like he was fresh out of Hogwarts, still dewy eyed and under the impression he might one day leave this five sickles an hour job. Ron wasnât sure what Cormac liked about Bowtruckle Burgerâs so much. Maybe because they usually let you get extra cheese for no extra charge, or maybe because, despite his protests, Cormac secretly liked a man in uniform. Ron wondered how long it would be before the cashier resigned himself to wearing the hideous purple and green striped robes the rest of his life. âAnd look,â Cormac all but yelled, leaning on the counter to pull the hamburger apart. âYou left off the cheese. Cheese doesnât have carbs. Youâve got it all wrong.â Cormac was still smiling but he was the only one.
The cashier sighed, straightening his bowtieâthe tiny rainbows on it began to shimmerâand plastering on a smile as fake as his hair. âPerhaps you should be more clear when you order next time.â
Cormac made a choking noise, rising up off his elbows to stand up tall in all of his six feet three inch glory. âPerhaps you should listen a bit better next time. I clearly said no bread, mate. It doesnât take an O in Transfigurations to know what that means.â
The cashier slammed his hands on the table and Ron sighed. He looked exactly like Hermione when he and Harry told Hermione there was no difference between the original edition of Hogwarts a History and the new revised Edition theyâd put out on the five year anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts last yearâheâd clearly snapped.
âSee, this is the reason all you straight men are fucking trash, always think youâre right,â the cashier snapped
Ron wished he could see Cormacâs face, and also wished he wasnât sitting in the booth at the front of the restaurant for whatever was about to happen.
âStraight men? Straight men?â The pitch of his voice increased and Ron could see the vein in the side of his neck pop out exactly like the vein in his cock did when he was close to coming. âI will have you know I like dick!â Ron could feel every eye swivel to Cormac, not that he ever noticed when people were staring. âHis dick!â Cormac added even louder, turning to point at Ron.
Ron felt the tips of his ears burn as everyone turned their eyes on him. His face felt like it was on fire and he wished desperately he had Harryâs invisibility cloak.
âI like his dick and everything else about him,â Cormac said, and this time instead of addressing the wide eyed teenage cashier he was clearly addressing Ron.
Ronâs stomach flipped. It was ridiculous. This was ridiculous. Cormac was ridiculous. He was ridiculous. Ronâs feet seemed to be moving of his own accord as he ignored the stares and whispers and wrapped his arm around Cormacâs waist and hooked his thumb under the waistband of his joggers. The warmth of Cormacâs strong stomach muscles gave him courage.
âCome on then let's go home and eat.â
Cormac looked confused but pleased. âWe don't have burgers at home,â he said slowly.
Ron plastered on his best fuck you smile, the one he wore when one of the customers at Weasleyâs Wizard Wheezeâs made him want to transfigure himself into a pin cushion. âNo but we've got arse and dick and I'm suddenly ravenous.â
The cashier spluttered in shock and without waiting for further reaction Ron apparated them both to their flat, directly in the middle of the bed. Ron really had been craving a hamburger, but then again Cormac's cock was enough of a snack he didn't think he minded.
OMG Estrella I canât believe you made me write this I hate you but I love you lmao đđđ
Prompt 12: Spandex.
*******
Today was the day Ron would ask Cormac out. The decision was made, and nothing would distract him from his goal.
He walked into the gym, shoulders squared and chin up, hands in his trousersâ pockets to stop himself from fidgeting. Ron had made an effort to choose his best fitting clothes, but now he felt out of place with everyone wearing joggers and sweatshirts. He headed straight for the lifting area, passing by the spinning and zumba classes and ignoring the shouts of their respective instructors.
Ron searched for a blond head among the several leg press, lat pull-down and rowing machines with no success. But when he looked over to the mirror-covered wall to his left, his mouth fell open.
Cormac had his back to him, his eyes strictly on his reflection. Ron had seen him doing barbell squats before, but never while wearing the obscenely tight, fluorescent green spandex shorts he had on in that moment. Ron swallowed hard, watching Cormacâs muscles flex and his arms glistening with a sheen of sweat. He couldâve been stared for a minute or an hour, he wasnât really sure. Only the clanking sound of the barbell hitting the floor snapped him to reality.
âAlright there, Ron?â said Cormac, looking at him through the mirror. He had a mischievous smirk on his lips that made Ronâs face go hot.
âYeah, er.â He cleared his throat and looked away, scratching the back of his neck and too flustered to notice the snickering blokes around him.
âThatâs a pretty uncomfortable outfit to work out in,
Ron looked up to see Cormac walking toward him, and holy fuck, you could clearly see the defined lines of his entire cock against the spandex. Ronâs mouth watered, his own cock twitched with interest as he imagined himself running his tongue over the fabric until it was completely wet.
âUnless youâre here for something else?â
âFuck,â Ron whispered, barely aware that the word had left his mouth.
Cormac took a final step closer and, with a soft touch on Ronâs chin, he tilted his head up until their eyes met.
âIâd like that,â Cormac murmured, his breath ghosting over his lips. âWhy donât we get out of here and do just that?â
Thanks @whiskyandwildflowers for the tag! đ(I'm just so stoked it's letting me tag your username now.)
1. Ultimate OTP: I think I have to go with Drarry on this one, yep.
2. Ship youâll always love:Â RARRY! Also Bill/Harry, Charlie/Harry, Percy/Harry (you read that right), one-of-the-twins/Harry...I just really love the Weasleys, okay?
3. Current obsession: Roarmac. Oh, Roarmac... Also Newt/Harry (time travel is involved in that one, also my apologies to Tina Goldstein)
4. Ship you never thought youâd like: Tomarry! I have a lot of stipulations that come into play for me to like a Tomarry fic (because, obviously, it can get quite dark), but man do I love this ship when I find the right story/art!
5. Ship you liked but donât anymore: I haven't really been shipping long enough to drop pairs, but there have been some stories that really burned me on reading more. Tomarry is tricky for me to read if I don't trust the author or if I don't already know what's going to happen, so I don't read it often.
6. Ship you think should be canon: I think whisky got it right in that Drarry might not be as fun if it were canon, but damn do their canon characters go so well together. And also Linny! And Deamus! The popular fanon ships are popular for a reason.
7. Canon ship you hate: Hinny. I love Ginny but I do not like how JKR handled their epilogue relationship. I like a little Hinny after the war, to get it out of their systems, because they're both passionate and affectionate and I think that's what would happen with them at that point. But I don't like them immediately committing, making babies, building a future together forever. Neither of them had enough time to be free, have a childhood, explore, so to see them leaping right into careers and parenthood by their mid-twenties, it bums me out. This might also be my hang-up on the next-gen Potter kids, I've passed on a lot of Drarry fics that include James, Lily, and Albus. But I don't hate this ship. It's hard for me to hate a ship as long as the characters and story are well-written.
8. Ship youâve been shipping for years: I think I started actively "shipping" just this year, when I found tumblr and found all the beautiful art and drabbles here. I've always read a lot of fanfiction, but it was mostly gen/preslash. Sometimes I have to remind myself that there's a whole world of fics out there beyond these new ships!
9. Ship everyone loves but you donât care about: Anything Next Gen. I'm sorry, I'm just not interested in the next gen.
10. Favourite rarepair: Rarry and whatever Harry/Neville is called!
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