#roadtriptalks

tiktok voice to me is now only able to be interpreted as the divine resonance, a city-machine that desires your complacency and full knowledge of your every behavior in order to quash revolutionary and anti-imperialist action. anyway you should all listen to friends at the table

she's a child soldier. she's covered in blood (her own). she's a go-getter. she is a grenade who will destroy us all. she's got fallen angel imagery. she's covered in blood (civilians she killed on accident). she posed for an instagram photo at a critical moment. she grew up in a cult. she's covered in blood (civilians she killed on purpose). she has a girlfriend, who is unfortunately part of the gig economy. she even loves movie night. i didn't say her name but you thought of her didn't you

there is always time for masturbatory self-congratulation

ahem hem!! my maid!! the princess requires...cough drops. and the castle's most comfortable blanket. and a biiiig kissie on the forehead. and acetaminophen.

GUCCI GARANTINE AND KALVIN BRNINE PERHAPS THE MOST DIVORCED PSEUDOCOUPLE IN ALL OF THE DIVINE PRINCIPALITY

friends at the table may have spoiled me for other actual play podcasts.

guitly gear is a beautiful game that turns thumbs into t humbs that have blisters on them