Idk if it’s fitting but it’s fun and I love that they’re just a roach man

I was gonna do Ishtar and Jazz too but John beat me to it so I'll do this for Roacho!

who am i to deny the people Roach Lore:

through a mix of bad life decisions and just plain bad luck somehow ended up living in ciggy city

fucking hates living there but they already signed a lease and are not fucking losing their deposit; hella stubborn, very prone to end up in sunk cost fallacy situations like their current predicament bc of that

possibly only true non smoker in the entire island/city. the smell disgusts them and are afraid of the health implications; on the other hand their diet consists on 90% caffeine, sugar and burgermon and possibly sleeps less than 3 hours per day

as evidenced previously, huge fan of garish shirts, considers them the pinnacle of fashion

likes taggers and their culture but is way too coward to become one themself

college dropout, one of the many catalysts that made them end up where they currently are

on edge and stressed 95% of the time, pretends to be chill, fails miserably

Me llena de orgullo presentarles este video, en colaboración con mi amigo Walter. Gracias Walter, por rifarte en la cámara. Gracias a mi cliente por aguantar la sesión como campeón. Y sobre todo gracias a Thy Art Is Murder por permitirme usar su música. No puedo pedir mas el día de hoy, solo que se sienten 4 minutos, disfruten este video y lo compartan con sus amigos.