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TABITHA TATE + hair thru the decades

Okay but having a daughter with Jordan was your version of both heaven and hell

She was 100% a daddy’s girl - to the point that when she had a nightmare she would only settle in her crib if Jordan was there

Which was sweet since you could get your sleep, but a nightmare in itself when Jordan was still on set and your baby wouldn’t stop screaming

Having to facetime Jordan so he could shut her up

But during the day it was a dream

Taking her to the set and EVERYONE fussing over her

“DREW YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING HER HEAD- oh my god my best friend is going to kill our baby”

She would 100% have Jordans’s eyes

and his tanned skin

and his hair

basically there wasn’t a shadow of a doubt that she was the spitting image of Jordan  

He plays with her all the time

Like running around with her under his arm, throwing her in the air, playing with her little rattle, buying so many huge playhouses/toy car tracks/general toys that your house is an obstacle course

He’s so gentle with her too though,, like he’ll rock her to sleep, sing little lullabies, play her the piano, do the late night/early morning shift so you can sleep, teach everyone how to hold her properly because he’s so paranoid that someone will hurt her

When she grows up she definitely has him wrapped around her little finger

Like literally

She gets pushed over in the playground and you have to physically restrain the guy from beating up a 6 year old

By the age of 7 she’s already figured out that if you say no, it takes a tiny hint of puppy dog eyes at her father and he’s essentially a puddle on the floor

“Hey Jordan, I’m just running in for a meeting with the school-” “What the hell happened? Someone hurt my daughter? I swear I’m suing that GODDAMN-” “Jordan it’s literally about the spread of headlice.”

Vanessa, Madelaine, and Drew always offering to babysit

She definitely calls them all “Uncle” and “Auntie”

Okay but real quick “uncle Drew” would be so adorable he’s just such a generally bIg person and comparing him to your tiny baby would put you and drew in HYSTERICS

Bring-your-parents to school day would be an absolute embarrassment to her - you and drew would just sit cracking up at the back of the room until it was your turn,, then he gets up and opens with “Hey, so I know COLE SPROUSE” and the kids lose it

Jordan cries at every situation

Like EVERY situation

First day of kindergarten, last day of kindergarten, first day of elementary, middle and high schools…sobs at homecoming, weeps at graduation, bawls when she leaves for college, then goes home and watches slideshows of her through the years and cries some more

You would laugh at him if you weren’t sniffling by his side

HER WEDDING he absolutely will not stop crying for about 3 hours

“Baby, can we have another one?” “Jordan, there would be a 27 year age difference between them.” “Can we get HER to have one, then?”

He just LOVES babies

even though he’s still a baby himself

Okay but having a daughter with Drew was your version of both heaven and hell

She was 100% a daddy’s girl - to the point that when she had a nightmare she would only settle in her crib if Drew was there

Which was sweet since you could get your sleep,, but a nightmare in itself when Drew was still on set and your baby wouldn’t stop sCreaming

Having to facetime Drew so he could shut her up

But during the day it was a dream

Taking her to the set and EVERYONE fussing over her

“JORDAN YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING HER HEAD- oh my god my best friend is going to kill our baby”

She would 100% have Drew’s eyes

and his tanned skin

and his hair

basically there wasn’t a shadow of a doubt that she was the spitting image of Drew

He plays with her all the time

Like running around with her under his arm, throwing her in the air, playing with her little rattle, buying so many huge playhouses/toy car tracks/general toys that your house is an obstacle course

He’s so gentle with her too though,, like he’ll rock her to sleep, sing little lullabies, play her the piano, do the late night/early morning shift so you can sleep, teach everyone how to hold her properly because he’s so paranoid that someone will hurt her

When she grows up she definitely has him wrapped around her little finger

Like literally

She gets pushed over in the playground and you have to physically restrain the guy from beating up a 6 year old

By the age of 7 she’s already figured out that if you say no, it takes a tiny hint of puppy dog eyes at her father and he’s essentially a puddle on the floor

“Hey Drew, I’m just running in for a meeting with the school-” “What the hell happened? Someone hurt my daughter? I swear I’m suing that GODDAMN-” “Drew it’s literally about the spread of headlice.”

Vanessa, Madelaine, and Jordan & Jinjara always offering to babysit

She definitely calls them all “Uncle” and “Auntie”

Okay but real quick “uncle Jordan” would be so adorable he’s just such a generally bIG person and comparing him to your tiny baby would put you and drew in HYSTERICS

Bring-your-parents to school day would be an absolute embarrassment to her - you and drew would just sit cracking up at the back of the room until it was your turn,, then he gets up and opens with “Hey, so I know COLE SPROUSE” and the kids lose it

Drew cries at every situation

Like EVERY situation

First day of kindergarten, last day of kindergarten, first day of elementary, middle and high schools...sobs at homecoming, weeps at graduation, bawls when she leaves for college, then goes home and watches slideshows of her through the years and cries some more

You would laugh at him if you weren’t sniffling by his side

HER WEDDING he absolutely will not stop crying for about 3 hours

“Baby, can we have another one?” “Drew, there would be a 27 year age difference between them.” “Can we get HER to have one, then?”

He just LOVES babies

even though he’s still a baby himself