#rismus

yes!!! im gonna give all of them a fav rn actually :3 the pets are excluded for obvious reasons

Josef: either a red fox or a great horned owl, but he loves all animals. theyre his special interest

Ake: cats

Jannie: mice

Gaspar: theyre very fond of elk

Rismus: dogs

Dr. Onyx: do moths count? if not, probably a tenrec

Dr. Parson-York: mountain lion

Pith: he would never, ever admit he likes anything earthly, but its sparrows

Josephine: snakes. specifically ball pythons

Kimmy: she likes plants more than any animal, but her favourite is, verbatim, "probably a dog or something"

Jamie: pomeranians, specifically

Ermine: dogs

Dr. Obsidian: centipedes. they will not submit a non-insect

Peel: servals

Lenka: deer

Mangrove: cuttlefish

Linseed: bat [obvious reasons]

Junimo: ferrets

Rowdy: zebras

Roughhouse: ostrich

Yuzu: flamingo

Damien: cows

Primmy: she says she loves them all equally, which is fair, since she can talk to them

Eka: bunnies [obviously]

Antimony: they dont really know any animals yet butthey probably like dogs

Mareena: she doesnt know many animals but she really likes Smok. so. whatever the fuck Smok is

Donovan: lemurs

Freak [the character]: uhhh cheetahs i guess

The Demon: sometting horrifying and fucked up and probably venomous. idk what

oh jeebz

Josef: okay. now. this man is very very autistic and also has been slowly recovering from an eating disorder and has ocd. he would not be able to answer this question. like. ever

Ake: never eat their favourite food. they can live without human heart

Jannie: never eat her favourite food. this is actually a trick question because she doesnt have a favourite food lol

Gaspar: sand in their shoes. they do not care

Rismus: sand in his shoes. he has dulled senses and is a super picky eater

Dr. Onyx: sand in their shoes. they dont even feel one of their feet

Dr. Parson-York: never eat his favourite food

Pith: sand in his shoes. why? because he doesnt wear any

The Intern: never eat their favourite food. theyll be fine without plain oatmeal

"Sir": sand in their shoes

Josephine: same situation as Josef

Kimmy: sand in her shoes. she usually doesnt wear them anyways

Jamie: sand in his shoes

Ermine: sand in their shoes. same situation as rismus except they literally cant feel anything on account of being incorporeal

Dr. Obsidian: sand in their shoes

Peel: he would have a lot of difficulty answering but probably never eat his favourite food

Lenka: never eat her favourite food

Mangrove: never eat his favourite food

Linseed: their favourite food is blood. they literally cannot live without drinking blood. theyre going to [begrudgingly] choose the sand

Junimo: never eat her favourite food. she'll be sad to live without apples but she'll be fine

Rowdy: never eat their favourite food

Roughhouse: sand in their shoes

Yuzu: they dont eat. so. never eat their favourite food i guess

Damien: never eat his favourite food

Primmy: never eat her favourite food

Eka: sand in their shoes. it almost never wears them and when it does theyre sandals

Donovan: sand in his shoes

Freak [the character]: i would literally kill someone if i had to deal with sand in my shoes all the time so i guess the food

The Demon: this thing is a weird little freak. both

yay :D

im gonna do both esc and ucv because i have lists for both of them

Josef: poutine [stereotypical canadian man]

Ake: human heart

Jannie: caesar salad

Gaspar: cant digest food from this plane of existence, but is fond of the taste of human flesh

Rismus: plain buttered noodles [hes a very picky eater]

Dr. Onyx: tinola

Dr. Parson-York: remember this guy? anyways its fried chicken

Pith: like other things, refuses to admit he enjoys earthly pleasures, but he really likes those strawberry wafer cookies

The Intern: they havent had enough foods to answer this

"Sir": declined to answer

Josephine: poutine [stereotypical canadian woman]

Kimmy: chocolate chips. if nobody stops her she will literally eat an entire bag of them in a sitting

Jamie: fettuccine alfredo

Ermine: plain buttered noodles [same situation as Rismus]

Dr. Obsidian: declined to answer

Peel: a traditional addonic dish thats usually only made on birthdays and new years. its basically just sweet marinated and fried meat, rice or bread, and a side of whatever pickled veggies are on hand

Lenka: kotlíkový guláš, she WILL make it for you if youre sick

Mangrove: he doesnt have one. being a mimic constsntly used for yor ability to, well, mimic can really fuck with your sense of identity

Linseed: chicken balls. they know they arent actually traditional chinese food and they really dont care. breaded chicken is BOMB

Junimo: apples. literally thats it. its pretty much all anyone ever sees her eat

Rowdy & Roughhouse: neither of them have one

Yuzu: they literally only ever drink tea [perks of being a living doll] so uhhh. tea

Damien: fish and chips

Primmy: italian wedding soup

Eka: watermelon

Antimony: same situation as Gaspar

Mareena: she seems to really like beef jerky so far

Donovan: cheese pizza

Freak [the character]: same as me. fish and chips

The Demon: human suffering. edgy, but its a demon whos job is to torment mortals, so what do you expect?

Dolion: declined to answer

Let’s meet our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and our bachelorthems!

(this is a overly complex way of asking if any of your ocs are single and open to have other people’s ocs date them)

ooooh okay

Gaspar: single, generally doesnt date mortals for obvious reasons, abrosexual

Rismus: married and grayaro, but willing to hook up [with his spouse's consent], bisexual

Dr. Onyx: dating two women already but polyamorous, pansexual

Pith: single, bisexual but refuses to admit he experiences attraction, also physically a teenager

The Intern: technically single but has the mental maturity of a child, unlabelled

Josephine: technically single but has a crush on Linseed, lesbian

Jamie: dating Cecil? kind of? but poly/open relationship, gay man

Ermine: single, bisexual

Dr. Obsidian: not single, but polyamorous, pansexual

Lenka: technically single but pining after Mangrove, bisexual but closeted

Mangrove: vice versa with Lenka, pansexual

Linseed: same situation as Josie, bisexual

Junimo: single but has little desire for romance, asexual lesbian

Rowdy: dating Roughhouse but poly/open relationship, pansexual

Roughhouse: same situation as Rowdy, pansexual

Yuzu: single but aromantic, pansexual

Donovan: single but aromantic, polysexual [female pref]

Freak [the character]: single but this is 100% a self insert and i will not have it date anyone because im aromantic and also just dont want that happening

1. which of them have seen Shrek

2. when is Eka’s birthday?

3. have any of your ocs done illegal drugs?

4. so it Peel is a demon does that mean that the Christian’s were right? or is it a demon from another religion? or a third thing?

5. why did Peel join the center?

6. what would happen if Ake ate a single spicy taki?

7. do any of them play any instruments?

8. hey wait if Ake was born in 18 something something then they saw Nazi germany. oh yeah a question! was that scary for it?

9. when did Rismus die?

10. which of your ocs would you love to hang with?

ooh okay

1. most of the humans + primmy and damien

2. i cant remember the exact day but i think its sometime in april? @cultistmanguydude do you remember

3. rismus, peel, and dr onyx all have for sure. idk abt anyone else but also im probably forgetting abt some of them

4. uhhhh man idk. he is from christian hell but any religious stuff harms him so like

5. kind of didnt have any other option. he used to be an intern at the gsc + he worked for the org but he defected

6. they would be fine??? well. they would get sick bc they cant digest anything that isnt raw meat but like they wouldnt die or something

7. peel is a self-taught bassist, lenka is an oboist, and junimo has learned a lot of instruments over the years. shes best at the violin

8. they were born in 1921, actually, but they did in fact see ww2. of course it was scary??? theyre 12 years old and it was a fucking world war

9. summer of 1988

what is Josef’s middle name?

why is Ake’s last name Sweets? unless it isnt.

who is the biggest bitch of all your ocs

have any of your ocs seen a tiger?

do all ur ocs live at the ESC or do they have their own house?

why is Peel’s boyfriends name in quotes?

also why is Peels name Peel?

which of Ake’s personas would be good at pool if any?

yippee!!

1. miller

2. because theyre lanas child! their surname was originally ake, actually, but they changed it a few months ago

3. dolion. easy

4. gaspar

5. most if them live at the esc, but not all of them. rismus lives with dr worm, and freak [the character] lives in an infinite but very bare pocket dimension that it lovingly calls "the askbox"

6. okay so. jan isnt his real name. its an alias he goes by for a few reasons. @void-crump3tz is more suited to answer this question

7. two reasons. one, its so he could match with his older brother, and two, because its the romanization of a masculine name from his native language

also do i have to specify who i am or is that optional

Why would you deep fry ice cream? Wouldn't it just melt? That sounds dumb.

Excuse me, DEEP FRIED??? ICE CREAM??? You Americans will just deep fry anything, huh?

It doesn't sound too terrible! Maybe I should give it a shot.

No. Nope. Uh-uh. Not even acknowledging that. Bye.

Sounds gross.

I know what you are... gay

Who's the gayest tho

you know, this is actually the second time ive gotten this question!

last time i answered rismus. now, though, my opinion has updated

i think its a three-way tie between rismus, dr onyx, and oliver

rismus and oliver are nearly identical in their identities, the only differences are that rismus is largely nonbinary, and oliver is polyamorous. theyre both bisexual grayaro trans men

dr onyx, on the other hand, is pansexual, polyamorous, nonbinary, and intersex. theyre a bit of an odd case, though, since they consider themself cis. they were assigned intersex at birth and were raised completely gender neutrally, with everyone in their life using they/them pronouns