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Non-Fungible Token (modern day sleight of hand)

Non-Fungible Tokens If you’re reading this you have most likely landed here looking for information & answers about creating and selling your photography work as a non-fungible token. I’m going to cut right to the quick of this and say “I smell something really rotten here.” I’m not going to try an explain how block chains work and I’m not going to talk about crypto currency because none of…

The true tale of the sinking of the Titanic! I'm going to be brutally honest for a moment, and then get right back to lying; If this poster art doesn't perform oral sex on your soul then you deserve to be a mere stain under APE's giant foot. 

It's like he was on gorilla spring break and was slipped some funny pills. Suddenly he's a mad asshole on a rampage who thinks he's being the life of the party. When he wakes up in the morning with a large chunk of the evening missing, his friends are gonna inform him about what dick he was, and that the U.S military is looking for him.

I can almost hear him bellowing the always appropriate and never irritating acronym, YOLO! Look at his face and tell me that's not his catch phrase.

I would be seriously shocked and highly impressed if this scene actually appeared in the movie. I'm also concerned about the passengers of that ocean liner. Not because APE is sending it to Davy Jone's locker, but because they were doomed from the start when they hired blind Captain NoEyes who seems to cling to the shore line. He's gonna rip the shit out of his hull. dumb ass.

I truly love the shameless attempt to associate this film with the greatest giant fish movie ever made. "Defy the JAWS of a Giant Shark." They really wanna make sure you notice the word Jaws (oh, yeah, I saw and liked that movie). I guess the shark's character name must be Giant Shark since they feel the need to capitalize the G and the S. By that logic I must assume the ships name is Ocean Liner and the snake is Monster Reptile.

Finally, it's important that you understand that this is not to be confused with King Kong. You'd have to be an idiot! Giant gorilla, helpless female, fighting giants, trashing a big city...Oh, I see. Yeah, probably wise to warn people since all your elements are stolen. This poster reminds me a lot of the modern cash grab production company Asylum. The only difference here is Jack H. Harris at least has the courtesy to let us know this isn't the knock off it's unapologetically trying to be.