#ripley.

💬 sent by @riphugh

zeus was absolutely livid, though his face was carefully constructed into a mask of nonchalance. he’d spent the entire weekend planning on how to get revenge from ripley, and zeus had concocted the perfect plan: he waited until the store was filled with families and shoppers looking for a rental before marching down straight towards ripley. “you!” zeus said, loudly. the smile on his lips was nothing short of feral. “i’m here to return the movie you recommended me. anal fireball was a huge hit for me--- how could you know i’m such an ass kinda guy? those close up shots had me going for hours.” a horrified gasp came from a middle-aged woman somewhere behind him, and zeus had the decency to pretend to be embarrassed by it, his snake-like grin turning downright angelical before he waved her off. the man placed the vhs tape onto the counter with a little bit more force than necessary, the only visible sign of his anger. “you seen it before, becker? or was it a blind recommendation?” // closed starter for @frightnght​