#rip barkbark

I can’t believe Jean’s been through all these horrors, but his sleep paralysis demon was still Barkbark von Barkenstein the cardboard dog

Remember when people thought Kevin would die (a ridiculous concept but yk) but the only one who actually died was Barkbark

But what if jerejean adopt another dog somewhere in the future, and they go to the shelter, and this time Jean is following Jeremy, watching him intently. And Jeremy’s eyes fall on a senior golden retriever whose sad face is already turning white due to his age. And suddenly there’s so much longing in Jeremy’s expression, so he turns away quickly, heading to another kennel, but Jean catches him by the wrist and says “Look”. And of course Jeremy looks, and he watches the dog wagging his tail a little. So Jean squeezes Jeremy’s hand and adds “He likes you”. And Jeremy can’t look away anymore and can’t help but let out a pathetic sob as he says “Jean… He looks like Barkbark”. And Jean says “Yes, but a little more alive”, and then he turns to the worker and asks “Can we see him?”

What’s with that Barkbark von Barkenstein sad posting all of a sudden?? You want to make me cry or what? Ok then it’s the sunshine trilogy and it follows the Toy Story lore. And Barkbark is so confused and annoyed and jealous when Jean comes to USC. Their cozy household is not the same anymore, this gloomy and mean Frenchman hates him and steals Jeremy’s attention all the time. Barkbark is planning a revenge, but at the end of the day it’s “I can’t stop Jeremy from falling in love with this stupid Moreau guy. But I wouldn’t miss it for the world”