seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from France
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Iraq
seen from China
(They're watching The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Bill's actor has one hand holding up his phone as he's on a phone call, and the other is miming being on a steering wheel.)
Rio:Is he driving?
Eleven:He's driving. Either that or he's just whipping. But very, very softly!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Eleven:(pressing “random article” on wikihow repeatedly) “How to deal with intrusive thoughts”!
Nicky:Oh, sick, we gotta read this one. I need to know, I have tons of those.
Rio:What’s an intrusive thought you have?
Eleven:Entering the line at the bank and thinking “should I kick this ATM?”
Rio:Entering a McDonalds and announcing a robbery?
Nicky:Mine are absurd, I’d see a policeman and consider trying to steal his gun. I’m not gonna do it! But I think about it.
Eleven:Nicky, “accept that you are having intrusive thoughts.”
Nicky:I have accepted it!
Rio:She has accepted it.
Eleven:”Write down your thoughts in a diary.”
Rio:Dear diary, I almost robbed a bank today.
Eleven:Imagine Nicky’s mom finding her diary and it says “today I saw a bunch of kids playing ball and I wanted to kick the ball into the street”.
Eleven:”Consider how your friends might react.”
Nicky:I dunno if you guys would be good impulse control.
Rio:We’re going to say “yes Nicky! Steal that officer’s gun!”?
Eleven:”Challenge yourself to turn this thought into a more positive or realistic thing.”
Nicky:”If I stole his gun, I’d become a cop myself!”
Rio:I’m new to this whole LGBT thing, what gender would you recommend for a beginner?
Eleven:Mint chocolate chip!
Lenox:I love autistic people. I’m autistic myself on my father’s side.
Rio:When I was diagnosed with autism, age 9, in the doctor’s office, my father immediately started making fun of me. The doctor stopped and told him “dude, I would shut up if I were you, I’ve been watching you since you got here and she most likely got it from you, idiot. This shit is genetic.”
Rio:It was a lot of fun and my father never got over that conversation.
Lenox:....hello????
Rio:I throw it on the table.
Luke:Okay. Do you want to look at it? Figure out what it is?
Rio:No.
Yuki:Well, I do.
Luke:It’s a lunchbox. It’s probably food for the lighthouse worker.
Yuki:”It’s food, they probably just wanted us to bring the lighthouse worker his food and leave.”
Rio:”I’ve never seen this before!”
Luke:It’s rice and beans.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Rio:I like your dogs. What race are they?
Yuki:One of them is a shiba inu.
Rio:And the other one?
Yuki:He’s a shiba inu.
Rio:Are they both male?
Yuki:One of them is.
Rio:....and the other?
Yuki:Also a male.
Rio:Why answer for one of them then the other? Just answer for both of them.
Yuki:That’s because one of them is mine.
Rio:................
Rio:And the other.
Yuki:The other one’s mine too.
Rio:I’m absolutely certain that 99% of people watching the Big Brother reality show have no idea who George Orwell is.
Isol:Which edition’s that guy from?
Isol:(roleplaying) “That’s not a normal mirror, it’s floating.”
Rio:I wave in front of the mirror.
Luke:The reflection in the mirror waves back.
Hyejin:Wait, is it delayed??
Luke:Nope!
Hyejin:Pfft. Okay, just making sure.
Rio:”It’s a mirror.”
Isol:”Mirror.”
Rio:”Mirror.”
