Fic fragment for you, inspired by the wet nurse omegaverse:
Thirteen is aware that all his plans have suddenly gone to shit, and when he gets over the euphoria of pup-pup-little pup-I would burn galaxies for you he's going to be so annoyed by that.
And then Fourteen is going to laugh at him, in that asshole, I'm-not-feeling-anything-I'm-just-pointing-out-the-fact-you're-an-idiot way of his. Thirteen is going to have to bite him and pin him to the damn floor to get him to stop, next time they meet up.Β
Which may be several months later than his vague intentions, considering the idea of walking away from Chris or even Jon for more than an hour makes the hungry monster in his heart sit up and howl in protest. He'll have to wait for Fourteen to get impatient and track him down.Β
(Not that Fourteen will admit to being impatient. At some point Thirteen has got to get around to having the files they snatched from the wreckage of their not-birth-place decrypted, because his brother clearly did not get the same downloads he did. Not even getting into the fact that Fourteen, the most contrary, antisocial motherfucker on the entire planet, is allegedly a beta.)
wELP I am immediately, INSTANTLY normal about this. ππππ JUST IMMEDIATELY SO NORMAL OVER HERE.