#riiiiiiight

Then there’s Bruce threading his fingers through thick hair the same shade as his own, other arm slung low around his back, keeping him close. Damian’s so damn light on his lap, his legs stretched wide where they drape loose over Bruce’s thighs.

“I HATE THE BATMAN. JUST. SO. MUCH!”

“I know, he’s the worst, Mistah J.”

“Yeah! Just the thought of him makes me so ANGRY! I feel this hot feeling inside when he’s around, my hands go all sweaty and I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“…uh huh…”

“Oh, and then, and then, I wanna punch that perfect, masculine jaw! And take off that stupid cowl and just press my face to his stupid face and, god, those strong arms. Not to mention those muscles and his deep voice and…w-what were we talking about?”

“That you hate him?”

“Yes! I hate him so much!“

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