#rielle posting

Ib: @our-six-saints

[NOEL (AS OCEANS FATHER)]

“OH, DAUGHTER DEAR, YOU FILL MY HEART WITH PRIDE! YOUR WORDS—SO PURE, YOURE ALMOST ROUND, THE TRUTH WAS BY YOUR SIDE!”

[OCEAN]

BUT, DADDY DEAR! THEY CLEANED OUR CLOCK! A ZILLION POINTS TO NONE!……MAY I USE THE PHONE?

[NOEL (AS OCEANS FATHER)]

AWH, PUMPKIN! YOU NEED TO SPEAK TO ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

[OCEAN]

NO. IM CALLING MOM! SO, I CALLED MOM AND I TOLD HER THE WHOLE STORY!

[JANE DOE (AS OCEANS MOM)]

YOU DID WHAT?!

[OCEAN]

I SPOKE FROM MY HEART ABOUT THE FACTS!

[JANE DOE (AS OCEANS MOM)]

INCENTIVE: IF YOU DO WELL AT THIS DEBATE, YOU CAN COME LIVE WITH ME, ME, ME, ME…!

[NOEL (AS OCEANS FATHER)]

PLOT POINT.

[JANE DOE (AS OCEANS MOM]

GET THE PEN.

[OCEAN]

AND SHE TOLD ME SOMTHING THAT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE…GOES A LITTLE SOMTHING LIKE THIS!

THE ART TO WIN AN ARGUMENT AINT CHANGED MUCH OVERTIME! YOU READ AND RULE YOUR PUBLIC FIRST AND THEN YOU CHANGE THEIR MINDS! IF THE JUDGE LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE? YOUR FOES A RIGHT WING NUT! IF THE JUDGE LOOKS LIKE A HOLY HOSTILE PENTECOSTAL? THEN YOUR FOES A GODDESS, HEDONISTIC SLUT!

[CONSTANCE]

PORN0

[OCEAN]

DEMONIZE YOUR OPPONENTS WITH PERSONAL ATTACKS! QUOTE SOME FAKE AUTHORITY AND UN RELATED FACTS! CREATE A FALSE DILEMMA LIKE: “YOU WITH US OR YOU AINT!” ASK THE POT A LOADED QUESTION! “HOW CAN YOU SAW THAT AD0LF H1TLER WAS A SAINT?!”

[ENSEMBLE]

OO-OO!

[OCEAN]

OH-OH, THE TALE OF HUMAN HISTORY IS ONE DAMMED BATTERY!

[ENSEMBLE]

IT WORKS ON THE MOB EVERY TIME!

[OCEAN]

THIS CANDY COATED RECIPE OF BLACK AND WHITE MORALITY!

[ENSEMBLE]

THATS HOW WE LIKE A SWINE! MM-MM!

[OCEAN]

THE NEXT DAY, AT THE SCHOOL DEBATE, MY MOMS ADVICE APPLIED! WE WERE LIKE MARINE CORPS—STEALING COOKIES FROM GIRL GUIDES! THE JUDGE GAVE US A STANDING O!

[CONSTANCE]

ONE KID BROKED DOWN AND CRIED…

[NOEL (?) (AS JUDGE)]

AND THE WINNER OF THE URANIUM CITY DEBATE? MISS ROSENBERG AND…THAT OTHER GIRL

[OCEAN]

YEAH AND WE WON BY A FREAKIN’ LANDSLIDE! LOOK! I EVEN GOT A TROPHY-

[CONSTANCE]

WE GOT A TROPHY?!-

[OCEAN]

YEAH. DONT IT, YOULL BREAK IT.

[CONSTANCE]

SORRY!

[OCEAN]

IN THIS WORLD, THERES JUST ONE SIN:

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

DONT PLAY THE GAME, UNLESS YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[OCEAN]

WHY DOES MY OPPOSITION FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND PED0PHILES?

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[NOEL (AS JUDGE)]

AND THE WINNER OF THE MUNICIPAL DEBATE IS MISS ROSENBERG!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[OCEAN]

IM VERY UPSET! MY BROTHER JUST DIED-

[CONSTANCE]

YOU DONT HAVE A BROTHER-

[OCEAN]

SHUT UP!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[NOEL (AS JUDGE]

AND SHES DONE IT AGAIN, FOLKS! THE MOST WILD MARY ROSENBURGER!

[OCEAN]

DONT TELL ME THERES A BETTER USE OF YOUR AMBITION, THEN TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ALL YOUR COMPETITION! MOMMY DEAREST SAID THERES ONLY ONE REAL MISSION..

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

PLAY TO WIN

PLAY TO WIN

PLAY TO WIN!

[OCEAN]

DAD WAS THERE AND SO WAS MOM FOR THE NATIONAL DEBATE! BUT WHERE WERE MY OPPONENTS? THEY WERE HALF AN HOUR LATE! AND THEN, THIS KID ROLLS IN WITH A WHEELCHAIR, AND BEGS US TO FORGIVE!

[CONSTANCE]

HE NEEDED AN EMERGENCY BLOOD TRANSFUSION. TURNS OUT THAT HE ONLY HAS 3 WEEKS LEFT TO LIVE..

[NOEL (AS JUDGE)]

DEBATE TOPIC: ARE HUMAN BEINGS ULTIMATELY GOOD?

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[OCEAN]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME…?

HES IN A WHEELCHAIR!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[CONSTANCE]

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BEAT THIS

GUY, OCEAN-

[OCEAN]

SHUT UP, CONSTANCE!

[CONSTANCE]

OKAY!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

JANE (AS OCEANS MOM)

WHAT WOULD GLENN BECK DO?

[ENSEMBLE]

YOU PLAY TO WIN!

[OCEAN]

AWH. HES BLIND TOO.

[JANE (AS MADAME SPEAKER)]

AND THE OPPOSITION CALLS MISS ROSENBERG

[OCEAN]

MY HEART BEGAN TO FLUTTER, TEARS WELLED IN MY EYES! WHEN I LOOKED ONTO MY FATHER. AS HE HUNG HIS HEAD AND SIGHED.

AND THEN I SAW AN ANGEL! IN BLINDING LIGHTS AND SPARKS! WITH A HAMMER AND A SICKLE…IT WAS A

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

WINGED KARL MARX!

[OCEAN]

AND HE SAID

“CHILD! HEAVENS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS FREE HERE! IVE BEEN PALIN’ ROUND WITH JESUS! TURNS OUT, HES A COMMUNIST. JUST LIKE ME.

AND WE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!

[ENSEMBLE]

TELL US, COMRADE

[OCEAN]

AND WE GOT SOMETHING TO SING TO YOU

[ENSEMBLE]

SING IT, COMRADE!

[OCEAN]

WHY? DO YOU WANNA HEAR IT?

[ENSEMBLE]

YEAH!

[OCEAN]

CAN YOU FEEL THE SPIRIT?

[ENSEMBLE]

YEAH!

[OCEAN]

CAN WE HEAR IT TWO TIMES?

[ENSEMBLE]

YEAH, YEAH!

[OCEAN]

HEH!

WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH POOP?

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

OH, LISTEN TO ME CHILD!

[ENSEMBLE]

SING THESE BLUES!

[OCEAN]

ITS GONNA GET ON YOUR SHOES!

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[OCEAN]

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER! YOURE KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR, ITS ONLY

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

YOUR SOUL, YOUR SOUL ALONE, THATS KEEPING SCORE!

[OCEAN]

YOU WANNA KICK OUT THE CRUTCHES FROM A C******?

[ENSEMBLE]

OH NO!

[OCEAN]

OR PUSH AN OLD LADY DOWN THE STAIRS?

[ENSEMBLE]

SWEET LORD!

[OCEAN]

STEAL A PIECE OF CANDY FROM A CRYING, LITTLE BABY? AS LONG AS YOURE WINNING, WHO CARES?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHO CARES

[OCEAN]

TAKE OUT A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR? THATS THE ROAD TO PERDITION! SOON YOURE GONNA WIND UP A BACKSTABBING, ASS GRABBING, RUBBERNECKED POLITICIAN!

WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH POOP?

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

OH, LISTEN TO ME CHILD!

[ENSEMBLE]

SING THESE BLUES!

[OCEAN]

ITS GONNA GET ON YOUR SHOES!

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[OCEAN]

AND WHEN THE GAME IS OVER? HEAVENS DOOR, ITS ONLY

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

YOUR SOUL, YOUR SOUL ALONE, THATS KEEPING SCORE!

[OCEAN]

I SAID ITS ONLY YOUR SOUL ALONE!

THATS KEEPING SCORE!

OHHHH YEAH!

WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH POOP?

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

OH, LISTEN TO ME CHILD!

[ENSEMBLE]

SING THESE BLUES!

[OCEAN]

ITS GONNA GET ON YOUR SHOES!

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[OCEAN]

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER?

YOURE KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR!

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

YOUR SOUL, YOUR SOUL ALONE, THATS KEEPING SCORE!

[OCEAN]

WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH POOP?

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

OH, LISTEN TO ME CHILD!

[ENSEMBLE]

SING THESE BLUES!

[OCEAN]

ITS GONNA GET ON YOUR SHOES!

[ENSEMBLE]

WIN OR LOSE

[OCEAN]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[ENSEMBLE]

YOURE GONNA BE DEFILED!

[OCEAN]

WHEN THE GAME IS OVER…HEAVENS DOOR!

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

YOUR SOUL, YOUR SOUL ALONE, THATS KEEPING SCORE!

[OCEAN]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE!?

[OCEAN]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE!?

[OCEAN]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE!?

[OCEAN]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE!?

[OCEAN]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE?!

[ENSEMBLE]

WHOS KEEPING SCORE-OR-OREEE?

[OCEAN]

ITS ONLY YOUR SOUL!

YOUR SOUL ALONE, THATS KEEPING

[OCEAN + ENSEMBLE]

SCOREEEE!”

If you even actually care

1. Ocean was written as an alto rather than a mezzo, since Rielle has a deeper tone and She sings as Karl Marx.

2. Her parents are actually pretty important to her character and they both are involved in her song, rather then being neglectful hippies that don’t really involve themselves in Oceans life

3. Speaking of Oceans Parents, They are divorced, due to their much different political beliefs and morals.

Oceans father is a left wing, Marxist, loving hippie and acts as Oceans Moral Compass. While Oceans Mother is a right wing, worshiping ball buster, and worships eyeing land, she is the one who encourages Ocean to be Mean and Cruel in the song.

4: There are at least 5 varieties of Play to win, Along with two short lived numbers called “Choose me” and “I’m a Star” Those last 2 numbers were kinda blueprints for WTWN

5: Play to win is the longest RTC song we’ve officially recovered, being around 8 minutes. Also, it went second after Noel’s Lament/FUG

6: Oceans Zodiac sign used to be Libra and she was classified as the “diplomat”

7: For the first 2 productions, Constance played the role of Oceans Mother. And this next part is just speculation, but Ricky took on the role as Oceans debate buddy, since specifically the OCT 2009 production, he’s just himself, rather than being a big city nerd. And I find that funny.

In 2010, We get the version from the song cycle with Jane being Oceans Mom, Ricky being a city nerd and the kid in the wheelchair, and Constance being Constance