#ridesagain

He’s trying not to laugh as he waits for someone to open the door, an airhorn positioned just perfect for when the door was opened it would let out quite a surprising blast. He pauses hearing Roadhog suddenly behind him and gave a jump.

‘ Oh, hey, horn prank. Got bored, and I don’t have no more scrap to mess with.” He states, at least not scrap he can access, fuckin yanks making it a rule he cant be in the workshop while they’re in. Bunch of pussy bastards....

What was he talking about again? a slow pause as he glances down then up and over at him, and hugs onto the others arm, grinning bright.

“ only $5, boss? c'mon. worth more n’ that. if people’re gonna pay f'r the weird shit, might as well bleed ‘em a little. ”

"Hey there, piggly-wiggles!"

There doesn't appear to be any sign of the person outside, either, save for a note pinned near the point where they'd been nested. The paper was clearly ripped from a lined notebook, one that was quite old as the lines were faded. On it, "behind you, Mako" was written in a somewhat messy hand.

Should he trust the note, he’d be faced with the barrel of a custom rifle in a pair of darker, wrinkled hands. The assailant had their own mask on, but it was hard not to see bright, almost familiarly fierce golden eyes through the scuffed eyelets. It was almost like they gave off their own light, however dim. Their clothes covered much else, save for their general frame. It was feminine in nature and definitely older, if the position of their chest was anything to go by.

They were fearless in the face of the behemoth, and silent for a few moments. Any moves to use his own weaponry was met with a swift, silenced shot mere millimeters from his ear before the gun was pointed right back at his face and cocked once again.

ridiculous halloween costumes !!  / / still accepting !!

🕷  - your muse in a ridiculous outfit. An outfit to match his Boy Friend but they couldn’t find a size big enough for him so his titties and his ……….. others…………….  dont fit. He feels sexy on the inside tho.  

😱  - my muse dressed as yours. yall know those inflatable dinosaur costumes?

Protective Sentence Starters. [ X ]

“ Yeah? Or what? ”

He was genuinely curious what kind of upper hand this brat thought she had on him.