#riddle mark

Ethan: I'll see you in like two minutes.

Mark: Be careful friend… Be careful chum… You wouldn't want to fall on your bum…

A lonely tree… At the top of the hill… There you'll find… Wisdom to fill…

Ethan: Wisdom to fill? I don't know if that makes sense, the sentence you just said but I'll give it to you.

Mark: The tuning fork touching the sky… There it stands to catch your eye…

Ethan: The tuning fork that touches the sky. I found it. The last clue. This is kinda spooky. This real woods. Oh. Oh no. It's Mark's love… and his clothes!

*Grabs the paper from the tree*

"Neanderthalensis Marconius."

Ah! AHHHHH!!!

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Mark: *Maniacal laugh* So much time wasted… On a lie I told… You'll wither and dry… Growing so old…

Ethan: Is that my hint?

Mark: Agfdsfvgh- It's not in the shed…

Ethan: Okay, can you give me a hint to where it is?

Mark: (riddling on the fly) The- The winter is cold… Your muscles they tire… You need to work fast… To build a fire!

Ethan: Alright! I gotta go where the axe is. Let me just sneak around this big ass fuckin spider from Hogwarts.

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Mark: Where the things are quickly set… There you'll find your prize… On that, you can bet…!

Ethan: Snakes! Snaaakes!!

Mark: Now this is the most important moment… Pay very close attention to it… Study it… And tell me… What do you remember… About the snakes…

Ethan: I remember a LOT about the snakes okay!

*Branch snapping noise*

Ethan: Amy, turn behind you!

Ethan: Want me to give you like ten seconds?

Mark: No. I'm gud. Now tell me about the snakes.

Ethan: Okay, the snakes, right? You gotta… Look… Assess… Look? Assess? Oh! Look. Observe. React.

Mark: And what was the last part?

ETHAN: Look. Observe. Scan. React. Run!

Mark: Run… RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

*Mark charges at Ethan*

Mark: RUUUUNN! RUUUUUNNNN! RUUUNNNING THE WRONG WAY!!! WRONG WAY!! YOU'RE RUNNING THE WRONG WAY!! YOU'RE- YOU'RE RUNning the wrong- you're running- you're running the wrong way.

Ethan: I'll run around! I'll run around!

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Ethan: You get- you get- you make yourself- you pretend to play dead. You get in a little ball.

Mark: No… no… no… WROOOOONG! ANSWEEER! This is a black bear… What do you DOoOoOoOoOoO…?

Ethan: I'm pretty sure that's what we do. I'm pretty sure that's what we discussed.

Mark: No! This is a BLACK bear!

Ethan: I don't remember. I thought that's what you did.

Mark: Oh… So many challenges lost… How many seconds chances you think you'll get…?

Ethan: I dunno. How many you gonna give me?

Mark: Maybe one more… But I can't promise… That you'll survive…

Ethan: Alright.

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Ethan: Okay! I think I know where to go! There's an old Ford-

*HEEHOO*

Ethan: There's an old tractor over there and I think- I think that's what he's referring to-

Mark: They're watching you from the darkness…

Ethan: Alright, cool man! Thanks!

Mark: They know you are afraid… Your sweat… testes so sweet…

Ethan: Alright...

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

You've run so far… You've run so fast… Could you be there… Finally… At last…

Ethan: I dunno. Could I?!

Mark: Go to the shed… The one so old… There you'll find your prize… Or so I've been told…

Ethan: Okay, I'm gonna go the spookier way cause I'm a brave boy! 

Mark: Why don't you… Wait- What…?

Ethan: Okay. Gotta go to the shed…

Mark: Squeeeeak… Squeeeak! Those stairs are so old… Squeeeak… 

Ethan: Really is squeakin!

-From,

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room