If I Were To Get A Tattoo...
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If I Were To Get A Tattoo...

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A Series of Images Leading to Mark Murdering Ethan.
I love this! It's one of my favorite "Ethan Deaths." Ethan in the window with the suit on! That's so cool!
Ethan: Squirrels! The vampires of the day.
Mark: Now… How do you survive the squirrels?
Ethan: Ahh…
Mark: HOW… DO YOU SURVIVE… THE SQUIRRELS?!
Ethan: How do you survive-
*HeeHoo runs by*
Ethan: Hahahaha! Okay. The squirrels… you survive them by running too.
Mark: Wrong answer.
Ethan: Wrong answer?
Mark: Wrong answer…
Ethan: Do I have a second try?
Mark: I'll give you one more chance…
Ethan: Okay! Okay! Okay! With the bats, you don't go out during the night, but the squirrels, you don't go out during the day and you… make… it… nighttime. You don't go out during the day… and you don't get blood on you.
Mark: Haaaa… Wrong answer… I can see them coming for you…
Ethan: What? What?!
Mark: You're standing… too close to the tree friend…
Ethan: Don't get too close to the tree?
Mark: SIX! FEET! FROM! THE TRE4E$%#D!
Ethan: It's in the- ARE YOU IN THE FUCKING TREES?!
-From,
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
76 days left.
Mark: Rusted and old… Like a broken sword… Your clue you'll find… By an old… Ford…
Ethan: Okay! I think I know where to go! There's an old Ford-
*HEEHOO*
Ethan: There's an old tractor over there and I think- I think that's what he's referring to-
Mark: They're watching you from the darkness…
Ethan: Alright, cool man! Thanks!
Mark: They know you are afraid… Your sweat… testes so sweet…
Ethan: Alright...
-From,
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
76 days left.
*More HeeHoo noises*
Ethan: Hey, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that cause I don't like it!
Mark: Go to the place… Where the titan has fallen… (inaudible) twaaaaainm…
Ethan: Go to the place where the titan has fallen, good and plenty?
Mark: Go… To the place… Where the titan has fallen…
Ethan: I want you to say things less breathy because the plosives are out of control, dude! I can barely understand you. I don't know where the titan-
Mark: Go to the place… Where the titan has fallen… (inaudible) twaaaaainm.
Ethan: Say that last part one more time.
Amy: Split in twain?
Ethan: Split in twaain?
Mark: Twain!
Ethan: Twain? Mark Twain? Okay!
-From,
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
76 days left.

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-From,
How to Start a Fire (except don't…)
77 days left.
Mark: Go to the place where things quickly set… There you'll find your prize… On that, you can bet…!
Ethan: I already know where I'm going, dude! You don't need to give any more riddles.
Mark: You think you're so smart! You don't want any more riddles… I worked very hard on these… And I think that you… Really need to start respecting me.
Ethan: Alright man, I'm sorry.
-From,
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
76 days left.
Ethan: I sure hope Mark isn't behind this tractor! That'd be spooky, man! That'd be really really scary.
Mark: OoOoOh… You don't know where I am… I'm everywhere and nowhere… You can't find me…
*Mark runs very slowly yelling gibberish*
Ethan: Alright cool!
Mark: I'm like a shadow in the night… You can never find me… Never beat me…!
Ethan: Man! That was crazy! I could barely even see you, man! That was nuts!
-From,
Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
76 days left.