#rick hopper

Yep, I’m doing this again! Final season, I’m so excited and anxious!

Here we go!

Oh, that’s right! Cal and Neri had a baby! It’s a baby girl named...Goodall? Maybe Goody or Allie for short!

Piper must have been out of prison for a while now if her probation officer “finally” gave her permission to to either use a car or go visit her wife.

Speaking of Alex, looks like Murphy is...mm. I wanna say “bullying” her, but I’m not sure that’s the right word.

And they’re doing voiceovers again. Twice in three minutes. It’s like a Glee episode!

“I want drugs” (Sigh) Angie 2.0?

Taystee! Hm. I half-expected her to look beat up since she was (wrongly) convicted for the murder of a CO. And she’s Murphy’s bunkie? The “thug” comment threw me off.

Um, Pennsatucky, you do know you are also a convicted murderer, right? I can’t believe she and Suzanne actually believe Taystee is guilty. Really?

Man, how long are Red and Gloria going to be in SHU?! I kind of like that Gloria is positive and I hope Red is depressed because she realized she missed her once chance to mend fences with her family.

Guess The Recipe? I wanna play!

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Polly. 

Looks like Piper got a job at a Thai restaurant.

Oh, I guess Lorna’s baby survived despite her taking medications that would have been damaging. And it’s a boy named Sterling.

Hmm. Looks like Alex is trying to frame Murphy for smuggling contraband. Wait, though, did she put it in the right bunk?

Ooh...Taystee’s turned violent. So, Alex’s plan worked out...sort of. Badison was sent to SHU and the guards think Badison started the fight.

Well, Cindy sure gained a reputation for being a rat fink.

“But the judge and jury say she did it.” Sigh, should have known Suzanne would have that kind of attitude. She believed she slocked Red back in season 2 because Vee said she did.

Cesar/Aleida flashback?

Suddenly, Larry in a flashback.

Looks like Piper asked her dad for help after all, and he reluctantly agreed.

Fucking Hellman. I wonder if he’s the villain this season.

Oh, I guess Aleida got her kids back and Rick jumped into Daddy Mode apparently.

Did Daya just kill Daddy? Holy shit.

Oh, nevermind. She just drugged that hooch.

Hm. I expected Alex to have a negative reaction to those drugs.

Nevermind again. Daddy is dead. Dammit, Daya, are you trying to become a lifer?

And Piper just got fired because she’s not dependable. Assholes.

Aw, Vauseman flashback!

Yeah...why can’t you two talk about your hellish week?

Geez, what’s with all the voiceovers from different characters? Not even Glee does that!

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