@crazytxgradstudent My dude. My dreams have revolved around Richard Armitage from the moment I first saw him.
Like okay 1. Eyes. Eyes so gotdam blue that put every Disney prince to shame. The sky is in those eyes. And the crinklies when he smiles! I just! I cannot! Can we just take a moment to imagine those eyes boring into yours when he’s on top of you, forehead to forehead? And you’ll whine and writhe and he’ll just laugh at you because look at this power he has over you right now, you are at his mercy, and BAM crinkly eyes.
2. This man’s lips and nose and jaw and his entire face can go wherever the hell it wants okay? PREFERABLY WITH SCRUFF Who in this world and the next doesn’t want to wake up next to that face? You could just kiss every single millimeter of his face and be happy about it. And you know where that face is going the second he gets you into bed. Like those lips know what to do which brings me to
3. He is at a delicious age. FINE. WINE. Okay? Like give me a little bit of grey and a whole lot of confidence. He knows where he is and who he is and he knows just what to do with every single part of his body to please you. Now, I’m not saying he’s probably been with a hundred women, I am just saying he has experience, as any older man that gorgeous would. He could play you like a fucking harpsichord okay? He pays attention to every little noise, every little wiggle and he remembers until he can make you come in two minutes flat. But he never does, he makes it last and last and edging is definitely involved at least once but it’s okay because you know how to get your revenge.
4. *sighs so deeply* How can I not go into the voice? Like do we all know that video of him reading that dirty book? If not, just go watch BBC Robin Hood. Like fda;jk kxDvSDckjSDK also Thorin can do some amazing things to the ears and by extension other places. Just imagine him telling you what to do. Telling you which article of clothing he wants you to take off first, how to jerk him off just right, telling you when and when not to come. You know he’s gonna bring you to a party and whisper dirty things in your ear until you just have to drag him out to the cab or into the bathroom and get down and dirty and do every single thing he whispered to you about. Also, low moans. I’m just gonna leave that here.
So, no, my friend, my dude, I have not forgotten about our dear Rich. Thank you for bringing him to my mind and talking to me. Also, no shame EVER!
