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....and I have many other things to say that would make people say they saw me with the devil
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Did you see this 👀
Oh, friend, I did. I hope he enjoyed his vacation last month....
....and I have many other things to say that would make people say they saw me with the devil

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@crazytxgradstudent My dude. My dreams have revolved around Richard Armitage from the moment I first saw him.
Like okay 1. Eyes. Eyes so gotdam blue that put every Disney prince to shame. The sky is in those eyes. And the crinklies when he smiles! I just! I cannot! Can we just take a moment to imagine those eyes boring into yours when he’s on top of you, forehead to forehead? And you’ll whine and writhe and he’ll just laugh at you because look at this power he has over you right now, you are at his mercy, and BAM crinkly eyes.
2. This man’s lips and nose and jaw and his entire face can go wherever the hell it wants okay? PREFERABLY WITH SCRUFF Who in this world and the next doesn’t want to wake up next to that face? You could just kiss every single millimeter of his face and be happy about it. And you know where that face is going the second he gets you into bed. Like those lips know what to do which brings me to
3. He is at a delicious age. FINE. WINE. Okay? Like give me a little bit of grey and a whole lot of confidence. He knows where he is and who he is and he knows just what to do with every single part of his body to please you. Now, I’m not saying he’s probably been with a hundred women, I am just saying he has experience, as any older man that gorgeous would. He could play you like a fucking harpsichord okay? He pays attention to every little noise, every little wiggle and he remembers until he can make you come in two minutes flat. But he never does, he makes it last and last and edging is definitely involved at least once but it’s okay because you know how to get your revenge.
4. *sighs so deeply* How can I not go into the voice? Like do we all know that video of him reading that dirty book? If not, just go watch BBC Robin Hood. Like fda;jk kxDvSDckjSDK also Thorin can do some amazing things to the ears and by extension other places. Just imagine him telling you what to do. Telling you which article of clothing he wants you to take off first, how to jerk him off just right, telling you when and when not to come. You know he’s gonna bring you to a party and whisper dirty things in your ear until you just have to drag him out to the cab or into the bathroom and get down and dirty and do every single thing he whispered to you about. Also, low moans. I’m just gonna leave that here.
So, no, my friend, my dude, I have not forgotten about our dear Rich. Thank you for bringing him to my mind and talking to me. Also, no shame EVER!
Another chapter is up 😬
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22330609/chapters/53342062
I’ve been tagged
Tag game
Thanks for the tag, @ xxxxlittlemermaid
20 random FACTS about yourself that may surprise people.
1. do you make your bed?
never
2. what’s your favourite number?
7
3. what’s your job?
waitress
4. if you could, would you go back to school?
No, studied years and worked at Uni for more years, tired of academia, I’d rather learn a craft
5. can you parallel park?
I don’t think so.
6. a job you had which would surprise people?
worked as a lady bartender at an Indian Restaurant
7. do you think aliens are real?
Of course, we do exist so others like us have to exist. The Universe is vast. The Truth is out there. :)
8. can you drive a manual car?
Very badly. I’d rather drive a carriage
9. what’s your guilty pleasure?
Nachos with cheese and cheese cream on top...very bad for one’s health lemme tell you, but soooo tasty
10. tattoos?
Nope
11. favourite colour?
Blue
12. things people do that drive you crazy?
wasting things, people devoid of empathy, aarrgh too many things to tell all of you, I’m easily annoyed
13. any phobias?
arachnophobia, even though I feel bad for it, human hair in hotel sink and/or shower and/or bed
14. favourite childhood sport?
Horse riding and Taek Won Do
15. do you talk to yourself?
I don’t think so, but I would not take an oath.
16. what movie do you adore?
Oh God, I’m a movie lover/junkie so this is impossible to answer, but Labyrinth, The Last Unicorn, Lord of the Rings come to mind. Also I do love Wes Anderson movies, Tarantino and most of Ridley Scott’s work.
17. do you like doing puzzles?
Yes, but only when kids as my competitors are involved. :)
18. favourite kind of music?
Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Vast, America, Fleetwood Mac, America, David Bowie, 80s pop trash
19. tea or coffee?
Def. Coffee, coffe latte is my drug
20. the first thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up?
The Dinosaur man (paleontology) :)
I tag expectedbehavior, thebeautyofdisorder, obsidianbutterfly, crazytxgradstudent, sebcarring, hello-dobs
I need a Thorin or Richard ship! 😩😂 I’m 38, short, Cajun, brown hair and hazel eyes. Prior service army, now a therapist. I like to read, I write shitty fanfics, I have tattoos, and yes, chocolate ice cream is my favorite. 😂😂
Hi, hun. Do you want me to ship you with a Richard character? Ship requests are me shipping you with someone from a fandom depending on your bio that you send me.

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R for the fanfic game :D
R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise)you consider an influence?
When I was younger, I was heavily influenced by Anne Rice, Bret Easton Ellis, Jerzy Kosinski, and Anthony Burgess (specifically A Clockwork Orange)…no wonder I got such unsure looks from my English/Writing teachers, right? Haha!! Later in life I’d consider Gillian Flynn and Stephen King (I was too much of a wimp to read him when younger) pretty big influences.
Fanfic wise I’d say @sleepless-nights-with-your-king (who got me into writing Loki to begin with AND inspired my FrostBitten and We Could Be So Good Together, among other pieces), @endlessstairway (who inspired my foray into slavery/thrall collars in Enthralled and HoarFrost Hel), @crazytxgradstudent (who got me to write both The Purge and Kingdom fics), @wadeyouwitch (who inspired my mixing lyrics into fic for tone), @lukeevansandjdmobession and @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash for all their Negan stuff, and especially an ex/still friend of mine who was also a fanfic writer and taught me a TON of things, including how to write smut, lol!
((There are more I could mention because, in truth, everyone I read influences me in some way whether in concept, style, or merely in a general, indescribable way, haha!))
My two little babies❤️❤️❤️
Just posting a link to my newest Thorin/OFC fic if anyone’s interested! I swear it will not be 85 chapters 😂🤞🏼
@notthatmelody @emrfangirl @thophil2941btw @samsgoddess @middleearthmama @fizzyxcustard @d3-iseefire @captaintauriel77
P.S. - if anyone is reading and commenting, and we’re mutuals, let me know! I feel like I have conversations with some of you on here and there and I don’t even know it 😂
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21324865/chapters/50786074
Everyone listen up!
This calls for a celebration. I officially have 666 followers 😈🖤
Please feel free to hit me up with your most devilish gifs, pics, and any damn thing else that qualifies as sinful, as we all celebrate this momentous occasion!
I’ll start it off properly with the devil himself: