Headcanon bullshit
Eridians believed only ambush predators could evolve sapience, because they believed only a creature who benefits from “working smarter not harder” would benefit from developing traps or some shit
And then Rocky brings home some guy who knows how The Universe Happened™️, oh, and his species made rocks capable of thinking, and they have these Compact Disks that work freakishly like your brains.
Oh, and he’s the age of a child?
And we had a guy out there for 46yrs and then he showed up and they got it done? In how long?
Oh, and it’s an endurance hunter? But like, the shittist one on its home planet? How does this thing work? It throws things? And its species just kept making new ways to throw stuff and somewhere in that process threw themselves into space.









