#reverse dipeon

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Stupid reverse dipeon drabble lmao 

Dipper gulped thickly as he stared up at his doctor. 

He had been protesting the entire way to the doctor’s office, ignoring Mabel when she explained to him that you were supposed to get at the very least a yearly checkup and that he hadn’t been to the doctor in years.

He didn’t care however. He didn’t want to. 

Now that he was here, he was dreading leaving the office. 

His doctor- Doctor Gideon Gleeful- was positively the most beautiful person he had seen in the history of ever. With broad shoulders, a thick chest, and strong arms all topped off with bouncing white locks and a soft, chubby face, Dipper couldn’t help but just fall completely and utterly in love.

“Now, Mister Pines,” Doctor Gleeful said. “I’ll need to check your heatbeat. Are you ready?”

Dipper, mouth dry, could only nod.

Doctor Gleeful smiled softly at him and Dipper swore his insides melted a little.

The doctor carefully put the ends of his stethoscope into his ears and went to listen to his heartbeat. He tilted his head to the side curiously and carefully moved the instrument across his chest.

Dipper breathed as he was instructed, but he swore his heart had moved to his throat instead of being nestled in his chest where it belonged.

Doctor Gleeful glanced at him. “Mister Pines? Are you alright? Your heart is beating awfully fast...”

Dipper laughed nervously, tapping his heels together and looking away quickly, cursing the flush already spreading across his cheeks. “I’m fine! Completely and utterly! I- I- um. It is hot in here! Very hot in here! Makes me pant! Like a dog! And my heart go fast I mean speed up I mean beat faster! Haha!”

Doctor Gleeful blinked slowly. “I see,” He said, after a few beats. “Well, let’s just move on.”

Me and @koishij came up with this weird siren and pirate AU for reverse Dipeon so like. It’s an AU of an AU. 

I wrote a few drabbles for them and they are all posted on AO3 but I am going to post them one at a time here

Enjoy!

"If you bite me again, yer not gettin' any food tonight."

"Noooo you can't do that!"

"I can and I will! Quit tryin' ta bite me!"

Dipper sent a pout towards Gideon, sinking deeper into the bathtub the pirate was keeping him in so only his ornery eyes peered over the sloshing water. Despite being fragmented underneath the waves, Gideon could still see Dipper's puffed cheeks. His fins twitched in irritation.

Stage one: Pouting. Gideon thought to himself. He took a step back.

Stage two: Whining. In three, two…

"Gideeeeeon," Dipper drawled out, lifting himself out of the water some. "You're being so mean and unfair! I can't feed myself! You have to do it!"

"I didn't say I wasn't going ta feed you, I said if you try 'n bite me again, I won't!" Gideon corrected with a huff, crossing his arms and leaning away from the siren as Dipper slapped his tail against the water, causing it to splash over the sides of the tube.

Stage three: Denial. In three, two…

"It wasn't even a bite! It was a nibble!"

Stage Four: Flirting. In three, two…

"A love nibble!" Dipper declared, sitting up out of the water fully. He braced his hands on the edge of the tube and leaned out as far as he could. His tail slapped against the water methodically. "I would never actually and truly bite you! It was a symbol of my love for you."

Gideon cocked a disbelieving eyebrow at that, and though he knew Dipper's game, found his heart already aching for the siren and his big, copper eyes. "Really?" He found himself whispering. He dropped his hands back to his side and stepped forwards again, getting back in range of Dipper's arms and sloshing water. "You love me? You mean it?"

Dipper grinned- each and every sharp fang he had shining brightly. "I do! I'd never hurt you Gideon. I'm just very hungry."

Gideon sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

Stage five: He gives up. Zero.

"Alright, alright," Gideon chuckled. He turned and strode over to where he kept the bucket of fish and...other nasty things, to feed Dipper. Pulling his gloves back on (just the thought of getting nasty fish guts on his hands was enough to make him shudder), he reached into the bucket and pulled out a big, fat fish. Gideon avoided its dead stare and instead padded back over to Dipper.

"Careful 'o my fingers, now," Gideon warned and carefully, held the fish over Dipper.

Dipper licked his lips with his long, forked tongue before jumping out of the water. His fangs flashed and Gideon nearly cried out when the siren's lips brushed against his fingers as the fish was plucked from his grip. Dipper slurped it down hungrily, purring softly as he gnashed it into bits. Sinking back down into the water, Dipper burped in satisfaction.

"I don't know where you find my meals, but they are great. Not as good as human flesh, mind you-" Dipper flashed a sharp, bloody grin at a very disgusted and disturbed Gideon, "-but still! Not too bad!"

Gideon sighed and shook his head before sitting next to the tub. With a shaking hand, he moved to pet Dipper's hair. "Well then, I'm glad you liked it."

Dipper purred louder and nuzzled Gideon's hand. Peeling the glove off, he gave it a wet lick.

"Gross! You just ate!" Gideon gasped, wiping his hand off on his jacket. He scooted away from the laughing siren.

Gideon shook his head and stood back up, giving Dipper a long look. "You love me, right?" He couldn't help but ask.