#rev dipeon

Gideon groaned as he pressed his cock against Dipper’s, gripping both in one hand to jack them off together. Dipper was still pressing kisses against the collar of his neck, his face flushed. He couldn’t quite look at Gideon in the eyes, but Gideon didn’t mind.

As much as Dipper refused to admit it, he was a bashful little thing. it was quite, in its own way. 

“You know,” Dipper murmured against Gideon’s skin. “This is like that one fanfiction I read that Mabel wrote. It was for some anime? There was this guy and he tied his dick up with the other guy and-” 

“Oh my god,” Gideon groaned. He pushed Dipper away from him, completely revolted. “That’s not even possible oh my god I think I’m going to be sick…” Gideon rubbed his temples and groaned, unable to get the mental image out of his head. “Why would you tell me that during sex what reminded you of that?! My dick is entirely soft. Thanks.” 

Dipper scoffed and crossed his arms, pointing his nose in the air and looking away hauntingly. “You’re just a baby!” 

Gideon sighed and flopped down onto the bed, and rubbed his face. 

Dipper pouted, dropping his pencil. At the sound, Gideon tore his eyes from his book and turned to look at Dipper.

“I don’t want to do this anymore,” Dipper hissed. He crossed his arms and glared at his homework. “This is stupid.” 

“You’ll need to complete it if you want a good grade, though,” Gideon said, turning back to his book and flipping the page. Dipper made another frustrated noise. Gideon didn’t look back at Dipper, but smirked when he heard the scratch of pencil again.

How ‘bout both? I guess they can be considered related lmao 

“I have a theory,” Dipper stated suddenly, shocking Gideon from where he was bending over a log, observing it long and hard. 

“A theory? What about?” Gideon asked, turning to his friend. He had to admit to himself, he would have never thought Dipper of all people would be joining him out in the forest on one of his adventures, but he couldn’t help but smile a little when looking at the shorter teen. Gideon could be shooting himself in the foot for saying it, but he truly did value Dipper as a close friend. 

Dipper was staring up at him with huge eyes, his cheeks a soft rose color. Gideon twitched, tension washing over him when Dipper continued to stare at him.

“Well?” Gideon finally said. 

“Well what?”

“What was your theory?”

“Oh! Yes! My theory is that we will be eaten by wolves. Up. That’s it. That’s all I was going to say. Yes indeed. Death and decay, only for us.” Dipper looked away quickly, his face a bright, bright crimson.

Gideon blinked slowly, confusion filling him, but turned away to look back at his log. 

“O- Okay then….” 

“Gideon! Gideon!” Dipper cried out as the cop manhandled both him and sister to the police car. Around them all was the wreckage of the twin’s mad robot, which they had used to try and take over the town. 

Gideon had sworn himself not to cry, but tears were pooling in his eyes. If it wasn’t for Pacifica’s hard grip on his jacket, Gideon knew he would have thrown himself forwards at Dipper, to beg that everything they had, all the adventures and times that they had together hadn’t been some sort of dream.

Gideon, however, could not find any words to say. 

“Gideon I- I- you’re still my best friend, okay? I- I still… I still….” Dipper’s face had become red again and tears were filling his own eyes. He was shoved next to his sister, who was spitting and snarling. “I- I still love you, okay?”

Gideon felt as if his heart had stopped. Dipper… Dipper had loved him? Dipper had-?

But of course. It was all making sense now. Every bit of it. 

Gideon didn’t know what he saw looking into Dipper’s eyes, but he did not see the eyes of a tyrant. Of evil. Of anything that he should have been seeing- what he almost wanted to see.

No. Dipper’s tearful gaze seemed to pierce right through him. 

Gideon did not know where the words were born from, what exactly he meant, or even if it was even true.

“I swear I believe you.”

Gideon knew those words were not the best ones he could have said. He could have said nothing at all, or maybe he could have returned the confession. Maybe he should have. But it was too late now; both Pines were shut into the police car, and it was already roaring away.

Hmmm

Gentle sex always 

Dipper is in control but he bottoms 

Gideon asks him if he is okay like. every other minute 

Dipper comes before Gideon

I honestly see them being super vanilla tbh

lots of cuddles after sex 

lots of foreplay with gentle kisses and touches 

Gideon likes to stroke Dipper’s thighs 

Dipper hides his face in the crook of Gideon’s neck 

holy shit um lemme think lmao 

1. Siren Dipper following Pirate Gid around and Gideon meeting a terrifying Ford. Or was it Stan? Eh.

2. Dipper making Gideon pick him up when his feet hurt too much playing pokemon go

3. Gideon taking Dipper out for coffee as a first date

4. Siren Dipper being an asshole to everyone (especially Bill) Except Gideon and Gideon thinking he is v sweet and nice 

A Rev!Dipeon drabble

My good friend @koishij inspired this and this is 100% their idea but it was too cute for me to pass up!! I wrote this for them but I thought I would share it! 

Not edited at all lmao hope you guys enjoy it!

Dipper rubbed his eye with the back of his hand, yawning loudly and not bothering to cover his mouth at all. He blinked blearily, shaking his choppy fringe out of his face. Damn the mornings, damn school, and damn every teacher he had.

Except Miss Johns. She was okay.

Dipper licked his chapped lips and blew a follicle of hair away from his mouth before he inadvertently caught it and started chewing on it. He glanced down the hallway, sighing in relief when he saw no signs of his sister coming his way. The last thing he needed was Mabel berating him yet again on staying up to late reading.

Dipper eyed the cafe automat perched in the corner, staring at him. The buttons were glowing white with laughter at his own tired expense and Dipper kept in mind to mash down the buttons extra hard just to make sure the machine got no pleasure from taking his money in exchange for something that would only keep his mind wired for perhaps an hour, tops.

Dipper shook his head again. “I really am tired,” He muttered. Scuffing his feet against the floor, Dipper made his way for the machine.

However, before he could sidle up to the automat, a tall and large shape stepped out in front of him from seemingly nowhere.

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? DipperWho threatens to leave but never actually does? DipperWho actually keeps their word and leaves? GideonWho trashes the house? DIPPERDo either of them get physical? NoHow often do they argue/disagree? YesWho is the first to apologise? Gideon

Sex:

Who is on top? GideonWho is on the bottom? DipperWho has the strangest desires? DipperAny kinks? None really Who’s dominant in bed? Gideon? but not reallyIs head ever in the equation? sometimesIf so, who is better at performing it? GideonEver had sex in public? NoWho moans the most? DipperWho leaves the most marks? DipperWho screams the loudest? DipperWho is the more experienced of the two? Gideon?? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make loveRough or soft? SoftHow long do they usually last? Not very longIs protection used? YesDoes it ever get boring? NoWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? A chair maybe??

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? MaybeIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 1-2Who is the favorite parent? DipperWho is the authoritative parent? GideonWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? GideonWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? DipperWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? GideonWho changes the diapers? GideonWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both they switch Who spends the most time with the children? DipperWho packs their lunch boxes? DipperWho gives their children ‘the talk’? GideonWho cleans up after the kids? GideonWho worries the most? DipperWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Dipper

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? DipperWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? NeitherWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? DipperHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Maybe half an hour Who gives the most kisses? GideonWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Going on dates and exploringWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Couch Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? NeitherHow often do they get time to themselves? Not very often 

Sleeping:

Who snores? GideonIf both do, who snores the loudest? GideonDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Sleep separately If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy upWho talks in their sleep? DipperWhat do they wear to bed? Dipper wears onesies or just pajama bottoms and a shirt and Gideon only wears boxers Are either of your muses insomniacs? DipperCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? YesDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Lay side by sideWho wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? DipperWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? GideonWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Gideon on his back, Dipper curled upWho hogs the sheets? DipperDo they set an alarm each night? GideonCan a television be found in their bedroom? NoWho has nightmares? DipperWho has ridiculous dreams? GideonWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? DipperWho makes the bed? NeitherWhat time is bed time?  10-1 amAny routines/rituals before bed? Normal bedtime rituals (Shower, brush teeth, etc) Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Gideon

Work:

Who is the busiest? DipperWho rakes in the highest income? DipperAre any of your muses unemployed? Gideon I guess lmaoWho takes the most sick days? DipperWho is more likely to turn up late to work? DipperWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Dipper does magic tricks, Gideon nothing he is a kid lmaoWho stresses the most? DipperDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? EnjoyAre your muses financially stable? Yes

Home:

Who does the washing? GideonWho takes out the trash? GideonWho does the ironing? GideonWho does the cooking? GideonWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? DipperWho is messier? GideonWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Gideon Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? GideonWho forgets to flush the toilet? BothWho is the prankster around the house? DipperWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? DipperWho mows the lawn? GideonWho answers the telephone? BothWho does the vacuuming? Dipper (Gideon makes him)Who does the groceries? BothWho takes the longest to shower? DipperWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Dipper

Miscellaneous:

A+: OTPA: I love itB: It’s really cuteC: Not a bad shipD: I’m neutral on itE: I don’t really like itF: NOTPN/A: I don’t know the ship well enough