Feb 13, 2025
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(Human bill and will...)
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Okay I’m on another thought train and you are the designated person to travel with me on these trips. So. Consider. Reverse omens, right? Classic. Sometimes it’s all the angels and demons flipped, sometimes it’s just the husbands. But consider. Reverse omens but ONLY ineffable bureaucracy gets switched. If anything I think this has the possibility to be the MOST interesting variation of this au because, like, if only Aziraphale and Crowley are switched it changes some things but they’re like…middle to upper-middle class in terms of ranking? Not much about the structure of how things work in heaven and hell changes. Everyone gets switched? More variation but arguably too many moving parts and characters to keep track of. Just Beelzebub and Gabriel (or as Beez would probably called according to our headcanons Zuriel. And …whatever Gabriel is called in this. Any thoughts?) get switched? Throws the whole system into chaos! Like here’s how I see it. Season 1 Gabriel was a total asshole. No doubts about it. Heaven was institutionally fucked up and half of it was probably his fault. Beelzebub though? I’ve always had more of an impression that hell was bad because it’s, y’know, hell. Not that Beelzebub themself was an awful boss. Like aside from killing Eric that one time and yelling a bunch they actually seem like a pretty fair boss. Just evil because that’s their job. So like in this universe hell would be like…infinitely worse. But heaven? I feel like it would actually be substantially less fucked up with Beelzebub calling the shots. The other archangels and the metatitty would likely still cause problems as always but I genuinely don’t think it would be as bad. Crowley likely has a bunch of trauma now so oops but like Aziraphales boss is pretty chill so he likely isn’t as messed up as usual. They probably do still have that firm belief in Armageddon and all that but there probably less “we’ll kill you if you don’t go along with this. pick a side Aziraphale” about it and more “Look man I’ve been ignoring you and my brothe- (yes I’m bringing ssiblingzz shit into this. You probably know my brainrot well enough by now to have guessed I would.) Crowley’s shit for millennia I can’t do that any more. It’s time to fight. Please stop being stubborn I don’t wanna have kill you you’re the only bitch I respect up here.” (Beelzebub has always seemed more aware of Aziraphale and Crowley’s situation than Gabe so I kind of think in this situation they’d actually be the type to turn a blind eye to it?)
I do have more thoughts but I need to make food so enjoy this for now and share any of your ideas. I’ll probably be back soon with more.
OOOOOH WAIT YOUVE GOT A POINT THERE- I think Gabe would be some demon like perhaps Camio (from googling, he seems to be "Demon of persuassion and communication", which seems very up his alley, and his Wikipedia article mentioned him being leader of a bunch of demons, so it makes sense-), and he'd treat Hastur, Shax, and Ligur like he treats Uriel, Michael, and Sandalphon. Beez would for sure be dry, and tired, but I think ze'd be a pretty good boss too- the other Archangels may treat zir with an actual respect! ze might also give Aziraphale some slack for interacting with Crowley, since a) it's zir brother, and b) ze might understand how he feels 👀 Demon!Gabe (Cammy?) tho, he'd smell more of plastic-promises, be more manipulative and conniving, and maybe even be more in his element, cuz being a demon doesn't take a "I'm smart and mighty, follow me" mentality, it takes an obey-or-die mentality. I mean, "t-o-s-t...e. TOAST!!" put great emphasis on that ADHFH- (also him possibly being considered as Lucifer's brother? and fellow starmaker with Angel!Crowley?? SO MANY ANGST OPPORTUNITIES-) however, he would probably be extra with keeping track of the intentions of Crowley's miracles, and yeahh poor Crowbro may be kinda frucked up even more-
I think once he sees how Zuriel actually cares about him and sees him as someone other than a big scary demon, as an actual friend and companion who understands him, he puts down his guard and fight-or-flight, and changes for the better with zir. (maybe he didn't particularly enjoy having to manipulate and scare others into doing what he'd been ordered to do, but had to in order to survive? or maybe he and his possible brother team up and are conniving little shits, whatever you think is best ^^)
THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL OF THIS WITH ME I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS ADN STUFF SO MUCHVAHFJDHG
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Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Gabriel/Michael (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Beelzebub (Good Omens), Crowley/Gabriel (Good Omens), Hastur/Ligur (Good Omens), Gabriel/Lucifer Characters: Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Hagar (Abrahamic Religions), Yishma'el | Ishmael, Dagon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), The Them (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Roleswap, Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Demon!Gabriel is Iblis, Angel!Beelzebub is Kamael, aziraphale is still an angel, Crowley is still a demon, (not an aardvark), Angst and Humor, Bad Flirting, Past Relationship(s), Apples, Angel Beelzebub (Good Omens), Demon Gabriel (Good Omens), Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens), Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Maggot Husbands (Good Omens), Paperwork, Implied Sexual Content, Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions), very brief mention of past rape, Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens), Snake Crowley (Good Omens), Metaphysical Sex, Lucifer needs to learn about consent, The Fall (Good Omens), War in Heaven (Good Omens), Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), Eventual Happy Ending, The Arrangement (Good Omens), smiting, Worms, Smallpox, Pining, I mean the demons would tell you they're lusting but I think we all know what pining looks like, the arousing ordeal of watching angels eat, Blind Character, Crowley and Aziraphale argue about biology, it's one of my favorite tropes okay, Crepes, Innuendo, Poetry, 1970s, whoops I think the sexual content went beyond "implied", still not super graphic though, Lower Tadfield (Good Omens) Summary:
Archangel Kamael very nearly fell alongside Lucifer, and became the demon lord Beelzebub. But they didn’t, because that would have been stupid and weak.
Meanwhile, Archangel Gabriel fought for Heaven in the war, but refused to bow to the first humans. He fell for his pride, becoming the demon lord Iblis, and he’s not bitter at all about Satan’s obvious disappointment that he isn’t Kamael.
Now Aziraphale has a supervisor in Heaven who threatens him with outright violence, but admits there’s something to be said for consuming gross matter. And Crowley finally has a chance in Hell of getting a “Wahoo!” from his boss.
How will these four fools manage six thousand years of human history and the inevitable end times? Especially when they keep having all these inconvenient feelings?
something, something, draft for something I'm working on...
Enjoy William off from work!
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While I work on my Revers bureaucracy au I must get something off my chest
Pre portal-active suicide risk polycule
Post portal- Ford's ex's team up to become the queer platonic relationship that SHOULD NOT BE
Thank you
(Damn I need to update Will's design...)