secret #6... RIP, Mr. Keyes
I figured summer break was enough time for me to be kind and let you all mourn the tragic death of one of Briarwood’s own before I revealed his secret (well actually, I was in Bora Bora; and my hotel had shitty wifi)...
As I’m sure you all remember, this past year’s graduation was one for the history books. To call it eventful would be the understatement of the century. A student was murdered died! Rest in Peace, Evander Keyes... I can actually say you will be slightly missed. Pity you had to go in such a horrible way. Being stabbed to death does not seem pleasant... At least the cleaning crew’s had all summer to get those stains out of the carpet.
Anyway, on to the real reason I’m here today: Evander- or should I say Jock Jackson’s- secret.
We all knew Evander as a respectable guy. Yeah, he was one of the biggest assholes to walk these hallways; but he had a clean reputation. He was a member of Beta Pi Alpha; and it looked like he was on course to attend an Ivy League. What could have possibly been going through his head to make him think starring in gay pornso was a good idea? Those videos are out there for the world to see. Future college recruiters, job recruiters... They all could’ve seen Evander dressed in that football uniform, doting the name Jock Jackson in, not one but, three adult films! But now that he’s dead and buried, I guess it really doesn’t matter...
If you’d like to see all the scandalous escapades of Mr. Keyes, click here.
