A compilation of Quotes from my Math advisor.
âThe Pointy Bit is a scientific termâÂ
âSome people say âtie your shoesâ but in actuality, thatâs not what needs to happen. What needs to happen is to notify your attention to the untied shoes.â
*pointing our triangles* âAnd is a word so you can can call it and. Man is also a word. Dma can also be a word.âÂ
âWanna see the next one? Another one that I thinked of?â
âHow come you kids know so much about staplers? Your not supposed to have staplers.â *someone explains we have them at home*Â âSo, what? You have illegal staplers?â
âIâm not a teacher. I donât teach you anything. I just write stuff on a whiteboard and you just happen to read it.â
*completely out of the blue*Â âHeroine used to be childrenâs cough medicine.â *changes subject*
Honestly Patrick I donât know why Iâm here but thank you.