Sanders Sides as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes
Virgil: It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it's free to just tell yourself, "It be like that sometimes."
Roman: Everything's better with a song. Especially when it's from Mama Mia.
Patton: (shakily aiming water gun at Remus) Don't try it, demon!
Logan: (lying awake at 3am) All odd numbers have an 'e' in them.
Remus: I love the thought of someone getting eaten by crabs.
Janus: (whispers) Hey look, steal from the rich. Do it.


















