"Main host?" Patton questions.

"Yeah you don't think I'm going to miss out on documenting my very fun and chaotic life to millions do you?"

Roman laughs at that "Remus we have ten followers, millions are not going to see this."

"Fine! To all our tens of viewers! But they deserve to see it! They know what's entertainment when they see it!"

"Not 'tens' just ten" Roman smiles cheekly.

"My point is" Remus continues "that everything I - we do deserves to be filmed!"

The song Stacy’s Mom but it’s RemRoMality Bc apparently I’m not over this. In which [a side of your choosing] has Patton as a dad and the twins are trying to be their friend just so they can “see” Patton. 👀

roman: why would i want to go over to moody b moans house

remus: oh, trust me, you see, i did a little digging, and vee's parents? dilf central

roman, tempted: how hot are we talking here

remus: you remember that stage director you liked so much

roman, interested: yes

remus: hotter

roman: are you for real

Remus (whom I have said I headcanon to crossdress btw) like to incorporate tributes to his boyfriends in his outfits.

Dating Janus? Gold snakes somewhere.

Dating Patton? Light blue and a softer aesthetic. Sometimes frogs too.

Dating Logan? Dark blue and galaxy print.

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim

I just want to be the one you love

And with your admission that you'd feel the same

I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of, believe me

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Some RemRoMality for y’all

~Peach

Janus can't help the pastry that falls out of her mouth when she laughs "Hah! Oh my, yes please do tell Logan~" she purrs, it's not clear if she's flirting or teasing.

Logan clears his throat "I'm going to disregard your"- he stops what he's saying, looking off into nothing as his one indigo robotic eye flashes white a few times -"thirst, and answer this seriously. I have my original brain, around 40% of my epidermis, my right eye and my hair, most of my insides are also human except my heart and some bones. Everything else is artificial."

Janus raises an eyebrow "everything else?."

"I am not deining that with an answer."

But today he goes directly to Logans, he doesn't want to disturb anyone's privacy afterall!

"Heya Lo!" Patton greets as he walks in; the little bell above the door chimes with him.

We see the back of a man wearing a doctors jacket, he's hunched over a table very concentrated on his task, he doesn't seem to notice Patton came in.

Patton tilts his head and walks to Logan, he peers over his shoulder and whispers "whaaaat chaa dooing?"

Logan startles a little at the sudden voice next to his ear

"Oh, Patton" he looks to Patton, he also looks tired "when did you get here?"

"Just a second ago, you look really tired."

Logan rubs his eye, pushing his glasses up with the action "I'm fin-" he starts but a voice cuts him off.

"He's been up for a few nights trying to figure out the components of my venom."

Patton looks to a doorway and sees Janus slithering out of it "hey Jan!"

"Well if you told me what was in it I wouldn't have to" Logan says frustrated.

Janus looks at her nails "I would if I could Dollface."

"Don't call me that" Logan deadpans "besides I don't think you're being fully truthful to me about that."

Janus just shrugs.

"Aaaanyways" Patton claps his hands together "I brought snacks!"

"Oh dear sweet Patton" Janus says snatching up the bag "always feeding and looking after me and the poor doctor."

"Aw well, if I didn't bring over food you know Lo won't remember to eat and then he'll just starve!"

"Mmm, ain't that the truth" Janus agrees while taking out an egg tart.

"That's quite dramatic, I don't need to eat as much as you two do."

"Well that is true, you still need it, when was the last time you did?"

Logan opens his mouth, then closes it.

Patton looks to Janus, she again just shrugs; the tart halfway in her mouth.

"Okay well break time!" Patton announces.

"Rem, it's too early to turn that thing on" Roman mumbles.

The three of them are sitting at a table, breakfast in front of them.

Roman is slowly picking at his pancakes, his eyes half closed, hand propped up on his cheek, he's not much of a morning person.

"What, no it's not" Remus scoffs "how else would they see prim proper pretty Roman all sleep disheveled? "

Not all of the words seemed to process for him cause Roman replies with "aw, you think I'm preeeeetty~."

Patton snorts through a mouthful of pancakes, he has a very large serving of not only that but bacon, scrambled eggs and a Very Large blueberry muffin.

Patton seems to be a morning person and despite Remus whining last night so does it.

"Sho" Remus starts, mouth full "the shanhuaray ish it shtill off limits?" It directs the question to Patton, pointing at him with his fork.

Patton blinks a few times trying to translate what he just heard "uhh, no, not unless Lo got in more contagious patients since Thursday."

"So everyone is completely fine?" Roman asks a little more aware now.

"Yeah! Logan and Janus are actually quite a good team! And apparently Janus has some kind of special venom or something?" Patton says.

"OooOOoooh" Remus' eyes go wide with curiosity "how is it special?"

"Oh! I don't know the specifics but she called it her 'self care heals all snake oil' which I find pretty funny, cause isn't snake oil something that doesn't work? But this seems to work really well!"

"Hm, not what I was hoping for it to be but hey! It's not my venom!" Remus says then scarfs down the rest of its food while shoving the camera towards Patton.