#rememberingtomorrows

Edward Cullen Is My Valentine by bibliosexual (T, 6k) Office!AU where Derek and Stiles are cubicle neighbors, Isaac is a fashion guru (especially when it comes to scarves), Allison and Scott are engaged, and Laura is generally the bane of Derek’s existence.

How Derek Got His Groove Back by WhoNatural (E, 4k) Cora kicks him under the table. “Do you have the hots for the baby lawyer?” she hisses urgently, and Derek blinks at her, feeling his face heat.“Don’t be ridiculous. He’s young enough to be my–” “Younger brother,” she cuts in, and shakes her head. “Age difference excuses do not fly with me. Are you gonna ask him out? Derek, you need to do something about that.”“About what?” he says, frowning, watching as Stiles sits down at a table with a group of older, lawyer-types. “The fact that you’re both about one drink away from sex in some janitor’s closet.”

Glazed and Confused by wishingonalightningbolt (E, 14k) Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he’s been fairly lucky, since he’s never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while. And then all of that changes.

Noteworthy by DLanaDHZ (G, 12k) Stiles and Derek share a desk at the station but work different shifts. Stiles is messy and Derek is very neat, which seems to work out fine… until the day the first passive aggressive sticky note is left on the desk telling Stiles to clean up. One note turns into two turns into two hundred as both officers become increasingly interested in their desk partner.

Coworkers (In the Closet) by tumblweedblr (Not Rated, 1k) The guy with the horribly attractive cheekbones and artfully dotted moles along the side of his face.  The guy who can’t seem to keep still in his cubicle, causing Derek to keep getting distracted and look away from his work. His distraction has nothing to do with the way the guy’s rolled-up sleeves show off his toned forearms every time he stretches. It doesn’t.Derek also definitely didn’t go through the employee directory to find out what the guy’s name is. It’s Stiles. What kind of name is Stiles?

Work by Unloyal_Ohio (E, 22k) When the Sheriff lost his job in Season 2, the effects were worse than Stiles realized. Determined to help his dad, Stiles heads to San Francisco for a summer job.He runs into a certain werewolf.

untitled by jentnova (Not Rated, 1k) Derek’s computer is broken. It is so incredibly broken. He swears he can smell the electronics burning or something. Hot New IT Guy is going to look at him with that face again. The one that says how can anyone be so bad at computers these days? and Derek won’t have a response.

a sing-along wolf song by otter (G, 2k) There’s something seriously wrong with Mr. Hale’s kindergarten class. They’re adorable on an inhuman level and too well-behaved to be real children.

Triple Shot Pumpkin Spice Latte by coffeeinallcaps (E, 20k) For two years, Stiles had very much enjoyed his position as Guidance Counselor at his old college. The pay was all right, the students who came to see him were interesting, and his work was challenging and diverse. …Or so it used to be, before some guy named Professor Hale joined the staff.” AU in which guidance counselor Stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating Professor Hale. 

Reason For Call by 74days (E, 59k) Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.TStiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he’s got no idea what he looks like…

Selected Field Observations on the Canus Lupis Irremotus by wldnst (T, 13k) Stiles is going to make Derek internet famous, like that one cat and that other cat. Derek just wants to do his field research.

untitled by swingsetindecember, halffizzbin, bleep0bleep (T, 2k) Derek isn’t sure why he let this charade go on for over three weeks, it’s just that whenever Stiles ends up calling his line he can’t help but talk to him; it isn’t actually too difficult to Google whatever problem Stiles is having with his computer or whatever, and it actually usually is something really lame, like “how do I take a screenshot” and “I got disconnected to the main server again,” which honestly happens to everyone, you just have to kick your router a little bit. And it’s more entertaining than budget meetings, that’s for sure. It’s just that he really likes his conversations with Stiles. A lot. Okay, maybe he just likes Stiles. 

accidentally by bibliosexxual (E, 4k) boss: “know why I called you in here?” me: “because I accidentally sent you a dick pic” boss: “accidentally?”

i want to say all those things that are better left unsaid by aeneapsych (E, 25k) Derek is a lonely professor who decides to call a phone sex line. Stiles is a poor grad student who needs to make a living somehow. ”One night stands were never this good. Hell, his previous relationships were never this good. Derek was so screwed, but right now he didn’t care.”

The Romance of the Ritualists: A Study of Inter-Personal Interactions in Transient Academic Environments by KeriArentikai (E, 5k) It was probably, Stiles thought, the first time in his entire life that he was spacing out on a conversation about Greek religion. And it wasn’t because Derek was being boring. It was because Derek obviously hadn’t shaved since he’d gotten to the conference and his stubble was at the perfect length to emphasize his jawline. It was because his eyes were the most unbelievable colour. It was because he had looked so serious earlier, but now his face was open and smiling. It might also have been just a little bit because of the beer.

Not Like Bond and Moneypenny by WhoNatural (E, 46k) Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head…and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter. “Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”

dammit, gym by aggybird (T, 2k) i need gym teacher!derek who tries to peacock around music teacher!stiles. and just failboats. maybe a triangle serenade over a track meet chaperoned event 

Past The Breakers by thepsychicclam (E, 41k) Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.

Flexible, Friendly and Adaptable by MsCee (M,16k) As a tour guide, Stiles liked to think that he embodied his company’s motto of being flexible, friendly, and adaptable. As a teacher chaperone, Derek Hale’s ethos seemed more along the lines of ‘inflexible, unfriendly, and rigid as hell’. Clearly, they were going to get along swimmingly. (Wherein Stiles is a tour guide to Derek Hale’s 8th grade class, and amidst the drama and chaos that is thirty teenagers on an overnight trip, falls in love with the grumpy teacher. Well, maybe not love, but he certainly entertains a solid number of fantasies about stroking Derek’s eyebrows. With his tongue. Is that creepy? Yeah, that is definitely creepy.) 

total system failure by halffizzbin (M, 3k) In which Stiles is the world’s most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries. (Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)

How to Woo Your Starfleet Engineer 101 by twerkinshield (E, 5k) Stiles and Derek work at the same university together, Derek is a web design and marketing TA and Stiles is the genius head of IT. Derek hates the shitty school computers and ends up calling Stiles all the time to help him, and sparks fly over the phone. But they don’t actually meet until Erica sneaks Stiles into one of Derek’s lectures to force them to finally meet face to face. Stiles stays afterwards to blow off some steam. And blow Derek.

But, Doctor! by stilinskisparkles (M, 30k) “We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly. “Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie. Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles—Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder.

No Superman by WhoNatural (M, 49k) In which Stiles learns that med school didn’t prepare him for much at all; even the most epic of bromances can be weakened with the right amount of long, curly hair and dimples; and sometimes, first impressions aren’t all they’re cracked up to be - it’s the digging beneath the bravado that reveals who’s worth getting to know a little better. Dr. Hale’s probably still a dick, though.

When We Kiss, Fire by relenafanel (M, 4k) “If I log one more complaint from you, your account will be suspended and put under official review and I will be fired.” Well, a little drastic. “And with my qualifications the only job I’ll be able to get is doing phone sex. Is that what you want, Derek?” Stiles questioned idly. If silence could be angry, this would be angry silence.“Would you still call?” Stiles finished, grinning, because now he was so far over the line and it felt so good. ”Still request for me by name?”

i wish i had a river by thepsychicclam (T, 16k) Derek is the editor of a successful publishing firm, and is horrible to all his employees, including Stiles. On Christmas Eve night, he gets visited by three spirits and has to take a look at his life.

Hello, Heartbreaker by astoryaboutwar (E, 18k) It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that. Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident.

12 Days of Hale Publishing by relenafanel (G, 7k) Something must have poked his Christmas Spirit. It might be the way Hale was watching the proceedings with a scowl on his face, unable to hide what was clear derision. Earlier, his eyes had lifted when Stiles entered the work pen with the presents, and Stiles had been under the impression he had been vaguely pleased. The only thing Stiles could think of that would make someone such a gloomy grump was not getting a gift. “What?” Hale asked, staring at him through the glass wall that made up the part of his office facing the work area. “I’ve got something for you!” Stiles said, waving the small rectangular present as he walked in. “That’s not mine,” Mr. Hale said, staring at the box like it offended him. Then he stared at Stiles like he was offending him more. “You’ve made a mistake.” “No mistake, sir. It’s a special delivery from magical Hale Holiday Elves.” Stiles gestured to his head. “See the hat. A man wearing this hat makes no mistakes.”

wishing to be the friction in your jeans by thatworldinverted (M, 3k) Stiles is just trying to go to work every day and earn a paycheck. It’s not his fault he keeps getting distracted by six feet of muscle and the angriest scowl this side of the Cascades.

Service Weapon by the_deep_magic (E, 23k) It is 100% against Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Office policy to allow two officers engaged in a romantic relationship to be partners. It is also 100% accurate that no one else on the force can last more than three days in a car with Stiles without begging for either a ball gag or the sweet release of death.

Double Negatives by i_am_girlfriday (E, 31k)  Derek is a high powered lawyer, and a born and bred Upper East Sider. Stiles is a broke actor who’s grateful to land a full time job as Derek’s newest assistant. Their working relationship is one hundred percent professional…except for when it’s not.

Say It With Me— Don’t Assume by KuriKuri (E, 12k) Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially—  especially because he’s bonded.

The Proposal by Firenation (E, 18k) Stiles Stilinski is the long-suffering assistant of Derek Hale, editor extraordinaire. Also jackass extraordinaire. The Proposal AU where Stiles has to get engaged to his terrifying boss Derek in order to prevent him being deported. And somehow has to persuade his family that they’re really in a relationship (stop laughing, Scott). Difficult doesn’t even cover it.

untitled by stilinskisparkles (Not Rated, 3k) Stiles shrugs, “You only live once, and—” his eyes falls to Derek’s mouth, “That was a good kiss.” Derek smirks, “Yeah?” (One night stand with the new boss AU).

Derek’s Epic Love Story by arrowofcarnations (E, 12k) Derek Hale is good at getting what he wants. Unfortunately, what he wants now is Stiles Stilinski, who doesn’t exactly seem to be in the mood for his shit.

No Refunds Or Exchanges by badwolfbadwolf (M, 19k) Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

All Questions Put To Rest by dedougal (E, 8k) Their office was the best kind of office. Then a guy walked past the open door and the bottom dropped out of Stiles’s life. *

487 by Finduilias (E, 53k) Two years after graduating from the Police Academy, Stiles decides to transfer to the Beacon Hills Police Department, where his father is Chief. But when he gets assigned his new partner, Stiles isn’t so sure if the transfer was a good idea. Derek ‘Officer Grumpy Cat’ Hale isn’t exactly his first choice of partner. Then again, Stiles really isn’t Derek’s first choice either.

How Weetabix Got His Marshamallows Back by calrissian18 (E, 10k) “You know, in the movie version of this, I won’t have said ‘venereal disease’ and you would be reluctantly charmed.”

That Escalated Quickly by literaryoblivion (T, 5k) Stiles is running late to work on the day he has to give a big presentation, but luckily he has an assigned parking spot waiting for him.Except he doesn’t.Because some jerk in a nice suit with a sleek black Camaro has stolen it. The douche.

La Oficina by betp (Not Rated, 7k) Stiles works at a mediocre paper company in Beacon Hills, California. Derek’s an unemployed high school English teacher who lives with his sister.

Christmas Memos by howl-to-the-wind (M, 2k) From: Derek Hale  To: S. Stilinski , L. Martin , E. Reyes , …Subject: Regarding MistletoesI shall keep this brief. I am aware that Christmas is in a few weeks and I am not discouraging everybody from spreading holiday cheer around the company. However, the next person to put up a mistletoe in my general vicinity is going to get fired on the spot.(Derek is the long-suffering president of Hale Corp, and the rest are testing his patience. Poor Derek.)

I Thought You Would Like That by Emela (E, 7k) Yeah, that was pretty bad, but what was worse was having spent the last three years pretending to hate Stiles, because it was better than being the guy who failed at emotions and got rejected for them, and now Derek was locked in the same room as him under the promise they would only be let out when they “did something about their sexual tension”. OR The one where Derek and Stiles get locked in a room together at an office Christmas party, and end up having sex.

mistletoe by howlnatural (Not Rated, 1k) Three years in a row is probably pushing it. He’s gonna make out with Sexy Derek from IT under the mistletoe, even if it kills him.

Stiles’ Sexy Sing-o-Gram Service by eeyore990 (T, 3k) Derek has no idea who the guy in the naughty Santa outfit is, but he does know this: Derek wants him.

Ain’t No Other Knight Capable Of Handling The Hotness by TheFrenchToast (E, 2k) Stiles is Derek(lovingly dubbed “fire-breathing dragon, spawn of Satan” by his subordinates)’s secretary.

So Press Pause and We’ll Go by skoosiepants (T, 3k) Stiles is going to get drunk. Stiles is going to get super fantastic drunk, because he just tossed his Secret Santa gift to his boss under the Christmas tree. Or his boss-adjacent; Derek Hale is a manager of people who are near Stiles, but not exactly Stiles. And he not only hates Stiles’s guts, but seems to hate holidays and merriment as well, if the sour look he’s giving Isaac and Isaac’s jangly elf hat is any indication. It’s a shame that he’s hot like burning and three hundred million miles out of Stiles’s league, because despite the blatant animosity he’s been showering Stiles with since Stiles started there six months ago, Stiles still wants him so bad his teeth ache.