#remdon

“Well that shit was pretty lucky, glad there’s a wall between the stairs and the bar.” 

“Plus she was too busy slamming jello shots to give two shits.” 

“She’s your girlfriend’s cousin dumbass and her mother owns a lot of shit, like a lot of shit but most importantly this bar.” 

“I don’t have a girlfriend Andy. You know Signy and I broke up, fuck that’s part of why you assholes dragged me out tonight... plus her family is from Brindleton and not exactly wealth-”

“No you idiot, your other fucking girlfriend. So when you see her, if you see her, don’t say or do anything fucking stupid. She has a very distinctive physical trait that makes it obvious they’re related and I don’t want you to make shit awkward.”

“Yeah plus none of us really wants to get fucking banned from this place.” 

“Hey drama queen, got bad news for ya...” 

“Believe it or not we’re just trying to be courteous, gentleman even! You see my friend here and his lady broke up a couple nights back and Don and I thought he should get out of the house. Poor Hansen is kind of a depressive son of a bitch.. so we worry about him. Anyway, we saw his old girl and just didn’t wanna cause her any more grief so we were just leaving.” 

“Wait so... fucking hell. I should have known it was one of your asshole friends... oh fuck poor Signy. You pricks just can’t stay out of fucking trouble can you?” 

“Anyway... we’ll be out of your...” 

“Wait, I need to talk to you alone if you don’t mind Andy. It will only take a few minutes if your friends wanted to wait for you nearby but yeah... you all probably should fuck off after that. I made promises...” 

“Wow... she knows your middle fucking name Andy, and here you all thought I was the fucking liability.” 

“Shut your stupid face Hansen, don’t you dare make this shit worse.” 

“Just saying man...” 

“Evangeline Ann Moon, what an incredible honor to be graced with your radiant presence.” 

“Remind me again why we have to come here?” 

“Well I don’t know if you noticed but this is one of the only bars in this hellmouth of a town that doesn’t allow cameras or known paparazzi and I for one am fucking sick to shit of fielding questions about what’s going on with Andy. It’s bad enough we have to deal with his back and forth between rage and apathy at home.”

“Yeah I guess that shit would be worse for you than it is for me since you do so much together. I’ve only had a few questions here and there and I mostly tell them to fuck off.”